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1. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

2. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

3. You've ever been involved in a custody battle over a blood-trailing dog.

4. You've ever filled your deer tag on a golf course.

5. You've ever had to turn your pickup around because of bridge clearance restrictions.

6. You consider "Cabela's 2008 Shooting & Reloading Catalog" deep reading.

7. You've ever cleaned pheasants in your living room.

8. Your front porch collapses and it kills more than three coon dogs.

9. Your bicycle has a gun rack.

10. You actually know what kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.

And you might be a redneck hunter... if you're thinking of three friends who'd love to see this. Be a pal. Forward it to them. They're probably at work thinking about hunting right now anyway.
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