The "This just isn't right" thread was great! It made me think about this year's camp and my yearly tormenting of my hunting buddy! I am still looking for ideas for this year to hassle him. Two years ago, I bought a motion activated talking skull to use. It was flat, only about two inches deep, and the eyes shifted when it was activated. I wanted to tape it under his deer blind seat on opening day. The cold slows down the response time, so he would settle in his seat before it went off and atarted talking. Well, I was too lazy on the evening of Nov. 14th and decided to tape it under one of the seats of our two-holer outhouse. I made the excuse of going out for a 'movement', then put all the real estate papers, outdoor life magazines and other 'reading materials' normally found in our outhouse on the lid of the 'safe' toilet seat, trying to direct him to the booby-trapped seat. I went back in the cabin. He went out a hour later. Nothing. Not a sound...I didn't want to blow my suprise, so I said nothing. On my way out the following morning, I peeked in the outhouse. The bum moved all the 'reading material' to the other closed toilet seat lid and used the other side! I went out to my blind and hunted the entire day until dark. Upon my return at 6pm, I heard the whole story...my buddy had the familiar 'urge' at 11am. He fought it for an hour, but, thanks to my flaming chili, it was a losing battle! He rushed out of his blind and into the outhouse. He flung the magazines aside, lifted the booby-trapped toilet seat and sat on the skull. just as his cheeks hit the device, it started yelling "HEY!", ''WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and, "I SEE YOU!" He nearly went through the roof of the crapper-AND almost made a big mess on my halloween device!!! Now, I need to top that gag and need ideas. Any help would be appreciated! Oh, and he thinks our cabin is haunted!!! That should help!!