Lets hear some of the humorous or not so humorous blunders you have made preparing for,or while turkey hunting. I have: 1. Missed a bird at ten yards because of a golfball sized patten at that distance. 2. Shot a 16 gauge slug thru a 12 gauge shotgun with superfull choke,still can't explain that. 3. Given up on a bird,only to spook him when I got up to move. 4. Left my red dot on,thats why I now carry two extras. 5. Had to wear tennis shoes on a dewey morning because I forgot to pack my boots. 6. Forgotten my face mask on several occasions,now it's attached to my hat. 7. Introduced my brother in law to the sport, now he know's all my favorite spots. 8. Gotten mud in my receiver on a rainy day, and didn't know it. Called in 6 toms the next morning together and could't get a shot off,because the action on the pump gun never fully seated,spooked them all with profane language. 9. Bought this seasons over the counter license already,just so I can add to this list in May.