[deepwoods]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that in the bible it says Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah myself".

The teacher sarcastically asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

 

[Hunter333]

Thats a good one!! Thanks for the chuckle

 

[1wildchild]

I'm sharing this with all my teacher friends. We really are all that evil!!!!

 

[Hunter333]

yes we are wild, yes we are

 

[Steven Arend]

Had To send that one to a few fiends who teach at the privet schools.