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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that in the bible it says Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah myself".

The teacher sarcastically asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
 
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