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One year there was a season when the Army and Navy football teams were not scheduled to play each other. It seemed so unusual that the coaches of both academies got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams because of their great rivalry. They decided on a week long ice-fishing competition. The team who caught the most fish at the end of the week would win. So on a cold Lake Saint Clair day (a neutral site so no one would whine about home field advantage), they began their contest.

The 1st day, after 8 hours of fishing, Navy had caught 100 fish and Army had none. At the end of the 2nd day, Navy had caught 200 fish and Army had 0. That evening the Army coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." The next morning he dressed one of his players in blue and white and sent him over to the camp to act as a spy. At the end of the day, the spy came back to report to the coach.

The coach asked, "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"

"They sure are," the Army player reported, "They're cutting holes in the ice!"
 

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Heard that one before, but thanks for the re-chuckle. How about the one where a women complained that she came in last swimming the breast stroke because the other women were using their arms. :D
 

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Fished with the horde today -only days all my sons had off. Started shallow went deep ended shallow 8-2pm. skirted the horde nothing but dinks and did not see one keeper in the hole or mark a fish deep.Looks like im destined to be a lifer but at least I have lots of teammates. I did cheat and drill holes.
 
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