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What ever happened to the true angler???

Crashin' through the bush! Tearin' waders up and hookin' steelies on flies! Only to watch 'em flyin' up in the damn trees breakin' tippets. All these watercraft ridin' "steelheaders" are runnin' around these days lookin' more like charter boats than real fisherman. This isn't bassin' with Winkleman kids...you've gotta horse 'em out of the logs! Everyone's cruisin' around on the Love Boat yellin' "Da Plane! Da Plane!" :help: like this is Fantasy Freakin' Island!

Got news for ya Tattoo...STEELIES DON'T PLAY!

Were back on an often overlooked river last weekend. No podunks in sight. Had a solid wild chromer totally shatter my buddies rod! He packed up and sat in the car. That's why you gotta bring some back up.

We're out there sayin' bring it! Toppin' waders and floatin' baseball hats. While these guys in boats are runnin' around like Crockett afraid to get there pretty white shoes dirty, we're Tubbs in this mutha, no glory, no fame, no pics. Just another screecher on a hex nymph bustin' holes in my finger tryin' get a legal hookset out of a razor sharp row of daggers on a hookjawed buck. Where you at? Get back in the cricks and the no name two-tracks!

Dust ya shoulders off!
 

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Wow. Interesting 1st post. Not really sure what to say.... welcome I guess?
 

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What ever happened to the true angler???

Crashin' through the bush! Tearin' waders up and hookin' steelies on flies! Only to watch 'em flyin' up in the damn trees breakin' tippets. All these watercraft ridin' "steelheaders" are runnin' around these days lookin' more like charter boats than real fisherman. This isn't bassin' with Winkleman kids...you've gotta horse 'em out of the logs! Everyone's cruisin' around on the Love Boat yellin' "Da Plane! Da Plane!" :help: like this is Fantasy Freakin' Island!

Got news for ya Tattoo...STEELIES DON'T PLAY!

Were back on an often overlooked river last weekend. No podunks in sight. Had a solid wild chromer totally shatter my buddies rod! He packed up and sat in the car. That's why you gotta bring some back up.

We're out there sayin' bring it! Toppin' waders and floatin' baseball hats. While these guys in boats are runnin' around like Crockett afraid to get there pretty white shoes dirty, we're Tubbs in this mutha, no glory, no fame, no pics. Just another screecher on a hex nymph bustin' holes in my finger tryin' get a legal hookset out of a razor sharp row of daggers on a hookjawed buck. Where you at? Get back in the cricks and the no name two-tracks!

Dust ya shoulders off!
Well, I guess this post answers that proverbial question of:

What happens when someone sparks up the Meth pipe while watching an 80's marathon on Nick At Night?
 

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Well, I guess this post answers that proverbial question of:

What happens when someone sparks up the Meth pipe while watching an 80's marathon on Nick At Night?

So true.... So very true.

I sent this post off to M.I.T. for a language specialist to translate.
Might be awhile getting back to me.:lol:
 

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What ever happened to the true angler???

Crashin' through the bush! Tearin' waders up and hookin' steelies on flies! Only to watch 'em flyin' up in the damn trees breakin' tippets. All these watercraft ridin' "steelheaders" are runnin' around these days lookin' more like charter boats than real fisherman. This isn't bassin' with Winkleman kids...you've gotta horse 'em out of the logs! Everyone's cruisin' around on the Love Boat yellin' "Da Plane! Da Plane!" :help: like this is Fantasy Freakin' Island!

Got news for ya Tattoo...STEELIES DON'T PLAY!

Were back on an often overlooked river last weekend. No podunks in sight. Had a solid wild chromer totally shatter my buddies rod! He packed up and sat in the car. That's why you gotta bring some back up.

We're out there sayin' bring it! Toppin' waders and floatin' baseball hats. While these guys in boats are runnin' around like Crockett afraid to get there pretty white shoes dirty, we're Tubbs in this mutha, no glory, no fame, no pics. Just another screecher on a hex nymph bustin' holes in my finger tryin' get a legal hookset out of a razor sharp row of daggers on a hookjawed buck. Where you at? Get back in the cricks and the no name two-tracks!

Dust ya shoulders off!
You write like my students! Sounds like your a little jealous!
 

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Eh, I thought it was a fun read. Coincidently it kind of runs along with what I was thinking with my morning coffee, while checking the new threads. I've fished the wilds of Alaska and Wyoming, I need to look for the wilds just a few hours north.:)
 

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What ever happened to the true angler???

Crashin' through the bush! Tearin' waders up and hookin' steelies on flies! Only to watch 'em flyin' up in the damn trees breakin' tippets. All these watercraft ridin' "steelheaders" are runnin' around these days lookin' more like charter boats than real fisherman. This isn't bassin' with Winkleman kids...you've gotta horse 'em out of the logs! Everyone's cruisin' around on the Love Boat yellin' "Da Plane! Da Plane!" :help: like this is Fantasy Freakin' Island!

Got news for ya Tattoo...STEELIES DON'T PLAY!

Were back on an often overlooked river last weekend. No podunks in sight. Had a solid wild chromer totally shatter my buddies rod! He packed up and sat in the car. That's why you gotta bring some back up.

We're out there sayin' bring it! Toppin' waders and floatin' baseball hats. While these guys in boats are runnin' around like Crockett afraid to get there pretty white shoes dirty, we're Tubbs in this mutha, no glory, no fame, no pics. Just another screecher on a hex nymph bustin' holes in my finger tryin' get a legal hookset out of a razor sharp row of daggers on a hookjawed buck. Where you at? Get back in the cricks and the no name two-tracks!

Dust ya shoulders off!
:lol: Welcome to the site Jay-Z!
 

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"Were back on an often overlooked river last weekend. No podunks in sight. Had a solid wild chromer totally shatter my buddies rod! He packed up and sat in the car. That's why you gotta bring some back up. "




So if you bring a spare, your buddy shatters his, why is he sitting in the car? Don't you share?
 

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Got Lorenzo Lamas and Eric Estrada arguin' over the details in here!

Hey Fabio, wake up! Your mirror's busted...smashed it with my wadin' boots while walkin' past Walgreens to buy some more backing.

We're runnin' out of line on hogs and these floaters are out babyin' their gear!

This ain't CHIPS, son! And Hawaii Five-O can't solve it! Gotta get out there yourself and keep your reel rippin!

GET OFF THE CARNIVAL CRUISE! Fred Bear's callin' and he never knew Jason Priestly...understand?
 

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Got Lorenzo Lamas and Eric Estrada arguin' over the details in here!

Hey Fabio, wake up! Your mirror's busted...smashed it with my wadin' boots while walkin' past Walgreens to buy some more backing.

We're runnin' out of line on hogs and these floaters are out babyin' their gear!

This ain't CHIPS, son! And Hawaii Five-O can't solve it! Gotta get out there yourself and keep your reel rippin!

GET OFF THE CARNIVAL CRUISE! Fred Bear's callin' and he never knew Jason Priestly...understand?
 

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Pretty simplistic, but satisfies my childish need to feel like I'm getting away with something.:)
 

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You're on the money Duckman! Thanks for the lesson.
 

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Wow, both awsome and impressive. After stumbling through that jibberish, I think maybe I'll have to get out in the rain today and try "floatin' baseball hats" whatever that means....
 

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Although I may not personallly agree with his opinion, I think the guy has flair and a talent for writing. The imagery was pretty darn good IMO.
 

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All I know is that I'm looking forward to reading more posts by this guy! LOL - I'm cracking up over here! Keep them coming MichiganAngler - and keep keeping it real! ahahahhaa
 
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