there was a american guy a Irish guy and a mexican guy they were in a contest and there dogs had to walk across a city and back without going to the bathroom
so the American guy fed his dog and walked half way there and he ended up going to the bathroom
so the Irish guy fed his dog and he got all the way there but ended up going to the bathroom
so the mexican guy fed his dog and he got all the way there and back
so the news reporter asked why his dog didnt go to the bathroom and he said
"me not dumb me stick cork up doggies bum"

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so the American guy fed his dog and walked half way there and he ended up going to the bathroom
so the Irish guy fed his dog and he got all the way there but ended up going to the bathroom
so the mexican guy fed his dog and he got all the way there and back
so the news reporter asked why his dog didnt go to the bathroom and he said
"me not dumb me stick cork up doggies bum"
someone respond im trying to see how many replies i can get