[MichiFishy]

Was playing with the dog and it got me thinking how many nicknames Ive given him(he must have 20).

I want to hear some of the best nicknames youve got and how you, or others, got them.

My favorites.
Person - guy I worked with briefly missing pointer and half of middle finger on right hand liked to be called "Quick Draw"

My dog Rufus - "Burr Dick" after he apparently got a little amorous with a bush full of burrs. 45 min of careful combing

 

[zzcop302]

I had a friend in high school who had a dog with only 3 legs.
He named him Tripod.

 

[DanSS26]

As a kid, my neighbor girl had a doll with a missing leg. We called her ILean.

 

[eggfly]

My grandfather’s real name was Enoch but he always went by Shorty. He said he was 5’5” but I think that was in his work boots.

I have a buddy that has more nicknames than anyone I’ve ever met. Punk azz, hoss, honkus, Brock’ed your waders (Tippy dam stair issue), craw daddy, and many others which can’t be posted.

 

[Gillgitter]

There was a kid in my neighborhood that everyone called BoWeiner.

 

[mofo]

Old co worker nick named masterbaiter gator

 

[eyepod]

 

[zzcop302]

Not a nickname, but when I was a kid in the 60’s, my dad worked with a guy by the last name of Beach.
He had three kids named Rocky, Sandy, and Shelley.
Also worked with a guy, last name Barr.
Named his daughter Candy.
It must have been a thing in the 60’s.

 

[Petronius]

Not a nickname, but when I was a kid in the 60’s, my dad worked with a guy by the last name of Beach.
He had three kids named Rocky, Sandy, and Shelley.
Also worked with a guy, last name Barr.
Named his daughter Candy.
It must have been a thing in the 60’s.

There is a journalist/pundit named Krystal Ball.

 

[cedarlkDJ]

I had a golden retriever that jumped out of the back of my truck driving down the road when he saw a squirrel. He skinned his gonads real bad and everybody started calling him ‘skid plate’.

 

[Gillgitter]

I had a golden retriever that jumped out of the back of my truck driving down the road when he saw a squirrel. He skinned his gonads real bad and everybody started calling him ‘skid plate’.

Years ago I took my Golden with me to my parents place in the Keys. He got playing in the water like Goldens do but got a nasty rash around his hoo hoo from the coral.
I took him to the vets and in walks this 5'2" blond haired, green eyed Goddess and she was the vet. She told me she was going to have to shave his ding ding but first she had to spray some stuff on it that would really sting so I needed to help the tech's hold him down.
She sprays him and the poor S.O.B. starts loosing it. Now I'm sure she did this to help with the stinging but she leaned over and starts blowing on it. I really tried to keep a straight face but just couldn't do it. Pretty soon I'm laughing my ass off and shortly the laughter spreads.
When I got back to my parents I walked up the drive and handed the leash to my Mom. She asked where I was going and I told her to go play in the coral.

 

[jiggin is livin]

My wife is Sweettits and my dog is dumbass. They both are the best, so they are affectionately called these names.

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[greelhappy]

Not a nickname, but when I was a kid in the 60’s, my dad worked with a guy by the last name of Beach.
He had three kids named Rocky, Sandy, and Shelley.
Also worked with a guy, last name Barr.
Named his daughter Candy.
It must have been a thing in the 60’s.

Have no idea why a parent would do this to a kid. Their last name was "Doody", they named their kid "Howdy". Unbelievable.

 

[greelhappy]

Have no idea why a parent would do this to a kid. Their last name was "Doody", they named their kid "Howdy". Unbelievable.

There was this guy at the bar I attended regularly. If you wanted the world to know something, all you had to do was tell him. That is how he got the nickname "leaky lips".

 

[Forest Meister]

Mayhem. He was introduced to me by that name but just like the guy in the commercial, no matter what he did, somewhere along the line something went wrong and usually it was his own fault. Common sense was not his forte. FM

 

[FREEPOP]

Have no idea why a parent would do this to a kid. Their last name was "Doody", they named their kid "Howdy". Unbelievable.

I went to grade school with Richard Face

My Aunt Rosie married a guy by the name of Dan Cherry. They were gonna name their boy "Willie Buster" but they only had girls

A salesman used to call on us by the name of Peter Piper

A guy that lived down the road from us, everyone called him Paddlefart. It was 5 years before I knew his name was Dave

 

[FISHMANMARK]

@HUBBHUNTER nickname was buckwheat or sometimes wheat germ.
Most of the girls call him Tiny.
The rest of us tend to call him Jerry.

 

[buckwacker 48097]

I know an entire family near where I live that if anyone refers to them by their given name, nobody knows who the heck they are talking about. But, if you say Bullett, Puss, Burly, Berretta (like the old TV show Berretta)... everyone knew who you were talking about!

 

[MichiFishy]

I went to grade school wit
A guy that lived down the road from us, everyone called him Paddlefart. It was 5 years before I knew his name was Dave

Paddlefart? Hahaha My curiosity wants to know how he got that name but I kinda think I dont want to actually know the answer.

 

[Swampdog467]

Here's one that will leave you scratching your head about the parents. A guy I worked with told me he knew of a girl who was a high school basketball star in Iowa, maybe back in the 70's. Last name Dix. First name Fonda...

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