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MICHIGAN STATE POLICE ARE CRACKING DOWN ON SPEEDERS HEADIN INTO DETROIT:

For the first offense, they give you 2 Detroit Lion tickets.
The second offense, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching
the Super Bowl?
A. The Detroit Lions.

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in
common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Whats the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows & we may never find out.

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home & get killed on the road.

 

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:lol:..........Mack
 
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