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This is the third time this year!!!

Discussion in 'Sound Off (MichiganForums.com)' started by junkman, Sep 12, 2017.

  1. junkman

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    For the third time this year I have been wanted for unpaid taxes.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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  2. junkman

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    Oh if anybody is interested in paying their tax bill off the number to dial is 516-210-2687.I'm sure this is a legit number that will put you in direct contact with the IRS.:lol:I really wish these butt monkeys would quit calling.
     

  3. petronius

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    How many gift cards does it take to make them go away?
     
  4. junkman

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    Never get that far with them.I tell them to send in the cops and to send a lot of them.Because they aint taking me alive.:lol:They always hang up shortly after that.And if they don't I really go into crazy redneck mode.I'll bet I could make one heck of a youtube video.
     
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    When is one of you computer geeks going to help all of us out.

    We need a way to send some thing back down the phone line that will blow their computer off of the map.
     
  6. ibthetrout

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    Not too long ago I read about a guy that wrote software for botware telemarketing or something like that. After he had been called several times he unleashed his botware on the telemarketer making it so they could no longer use the number they were making the calls from.
     
  7. Far Beyond Driven

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    They want me to pay off my student loans. Which I paid off 13 years ago. Rachel isn't very nice but Heather sounds hot.
     
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    My ex-step son would get pretty personal with the females that called. They hung up real quick.
     
  9. ibthetrout

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    I've noticed that if you ask what they are wearing that usually gets them to hang up. I think the next time I get one though I am going to use Junkman's response of sending a lot of cops because they aren't taking me alive!
     
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  10. DirtySteve

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    This guy. It was posted here before but worth reposting if some haven't seen it....one of my favorites.

     
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    If that's the same Heather from credit card services she's got to be hot. She didn't seem real interested in a three-way though.
     
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    Tell her to stand up and lay over her desk and yell come and get it. She does not call back
     
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    I am confused. What does my quote have to do with this thread :D. It has been a while since that trip happened.
     
  14. petronius

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    Hum, a little too much Limoncello this early in the day?
     
  15. petronius

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    I received one of those computerized voiced automated phone calls today. It said the license for my computer's Windows expired and I had to call this special Microsoft number immediately.
    Yeah, right, my Windows 10 expired. By the way, I am typing this on my computer using Windows 10.
    I wish it had been a real live cutie from Bombay on the phone. I would have asked her if closing and opening the windows in the house would fix the problem.