This And That

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    A teacher once brought balloons to school, told her pupils to blow them up and write their name on one. After the children tossed their balloons into the hall, the teacher moved through the hall mixing them all up. The kids were given five minutes to find the balloon with their name on it, but though they searched frantically, no one found their own balloon.

    Then the teacher told them to take the balloon closest to them and give it to the person whose name was on it. In less than two minutes, everyone was holding their own balloon.

    The teacher said to the children, “These balloons are like happiness. We won't find it when we're only searching for our own. But if we care about someone else's happiness...it will ultimately help us find our own.” ~~Author Unknown~~
     
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    A portable tree blind !
     
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    Surely, but can you get it to go where you want it ?
     
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    I got pulled over on 224 for going 7 mph over the speed limit.

    As the officer started walking up to my truck, i rolled my windows down .....

    My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 5 yr old daughter, started screaming from the backseat:

    “It’s coming out!!!!!”
    “I can’t hold it any longer Papi!!!!!”
    “It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Papiiiiiii!!!”

    Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
    and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”

    She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE

    And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️

    He started laughing
    I looked like I was about to cry

    He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing

    As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”

    This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️

    I said “So...... You're not pooping ?”
    She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
     
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    Happy Canada Day with two of my favorite guys.
    Can't get the pic to post.

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