Drove over the Huron River in Wixom. Saw one lonely soul staring longingly into the water. Locked em up right there and turned around. Turns out it was Centerpinking pre planning his attack plan for the first Saturday in April. Claimed he had all new strategies. Kept talking about how the fish changed tactics last year. Kept him up at night. Things got weird as he kept mumbling “drives fish wild” over and over to himself as if I wasn’t there. I crept back to my car as he was still talking at the water. Went out for beer two hours later. Drove the long way home and went past the river again. He was still there. Keep it together Centetpinking, keep it together for our sake.