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Discussion in 'Icefishing Lk. St. Clair' started by RRRJR, Feb 11, 2018 at 3:28 PM.

  1. "Big Tuna"

    "Big Tuna"

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    Step 1 = have her watch the Olympics.
    Step 2 = next time you two go fishing through a (lite) tape recorder in with you in the sled and play the Olympic theme song as shes hauling your lame azz around. And atleast find a couple of sponsers for her.
     
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  2. 2800

    2800

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    Trade her in for two 35's
     

  3. "Big Tuna"

    "Big Tuna"

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    You can also tie a electric prode to your selfie stick and give her a couple jolts of encouragement. This becomes more effective the more they sweat.
     
  4. Cohojoe

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    Omg
     
  5. mjh4

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    Call tom Brady! (Never mind)
     
  6. fishdip

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    JUST GET HER STARTED A LITTLE EARLIER,YOU CANT BE LATE FOR FISHIN!
     
  7. fishdip

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    HAVE HER YOUNGER SISTER HELP!
     
  8. "Big Tuna"

    "Big Tuna"

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    Well what always worked for me.....in the middle of the dead cold winter when things were rough but there was fish to be had, I always gave the first dog I married, a extra dish of Alpo. Can you say MUSH!
     
  9. RRRJR

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    Do I dare hook my sofa to the rest of the sled?
     
  10. ongo

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    You are in luck! Today is the one day of the whole year that you can solve all her problems and get a kiss an hug with a loving smile because you're so thoughtful. It's St. Valentines Day, so buy her a Red snow shovel. When she shovels down to the bare ice, the sled will pull so much easier that not only can you keep the power auger on board but you could also bring a case of your favorite beverage along with some sandwiches to keep her endurance up for the trip back. That way she'll still have enough energy to clean all the fish before she cook's some up just for the one she loves!! You lucky guy!!
     
  11. Shoeman

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    And then he woke up in a candle lit room with love songs in the background....

    All by himself, surfing pr0n.... lol
     
  12. RRRJR

    RRRJR

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    Great idea but considering this whole fiasco happened on our wedding
    anniversary I don't want to press my luck.
     
  13. ongo

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    Congratts on the anniversary! "Something borrowed something blue something old something new" Let her borrow your blue stocking cap while she's using your old ice cleats so she doesn't slip while using her new shovel! You lucky guy!
     
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