Guys. We need to talk. I post decoys for sale here. Moving these things allows me to buy more. I offer fair prices and an occasional humorous story. And you don't buy them. So I lament to my wife, and she waits until the kids are asleep, and puts her sexy little reading glasses on and looks every part the naughty accountant or librarian, depending on your fetish. And fires up Facebook, her version of my MS.com. And rebukes my advances, as librarian or accountant (which she was in a former career) works for me, as she's "busy". Doing what? Stealing my for sale posts off this site and posting them on her groups or whatever the term is. Today I went in the barn, and my pile of decoys has shrunk. A lot. And I think there used to be a cord of firewood next to the barn. And she has a new purse. And our email has many new messages from Amazon. So, if I have any decoys left, and post them, help a brother out, as I hate living in shame.