Just sharted in pants

Discussion in 'Michigan Whitetail Deer Hunting' started by jasburrito, Nov 21, 2015.

  1. Wipe and Wait it out longer

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  2. Go use bathroom

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  3. Ignore it

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  4. **** in pants and wait it out

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  1. jasburrito

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    Its warm now. Should not have ate that smoked pork. Bum in. Good luck
     
  2. ekbelt3

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    Just wipe with your underwear, throw it away and go commando the rest of the day. Have done it fishing and hunting with success. Beats smelling like a dirty diaper all day
     

  3. d_rek

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    Proper savages here


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  4. Pier Pressure

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    Leave it alone. Makes great cover scent.
     
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  5. cakebaker

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    I did this once before heading out to bowhunt. Tossed my underwear in the fireplace and headed out the door. Good luck.
     
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  6. U of M Fan

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    Always carry a quitter!!! That's a sock that has lost its elastic.
     
  7. hypox

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    Are you out hunting? Need more details.....
     
  8. protectionisamust

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    Wouldn't be the first time I came back to camp with 1 sock on, lol
     
  9. Luv2hunteup

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    It's a more believable story with pictures.
     
  10. toppm

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    The bottom 3-4 inches of your shirt resembles high quality toilet paper. Better take care of it quick or you'll have a big ring of Fire.
     
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  11. bheary

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    This is hilarious
     
  12. jackbob42

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    That's why I buy jersey gloves by the bundle ! LOL
     
  13. JasonSlayer

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    While hunting in the UP I left camp one morning and started getting bubble guts. I dropped my pants did my business but forgot the $*** paper. I ended up using my buck knife to cut up my tee shirt. The tee shirt was as good as Charmin considering the fact my only other choices were dry leaves.
     
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  14. bheary

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    I cut many of tee shirts only because I hit me so hard I didn't have time to get a boot off. Plus that increases the likely hood off stepping in a mess with a barefoot
     
  15. FREEPOP

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    :lol:
     
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