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Farting in the treestand

Discussion in 'Michigan Whitetail Deer Hunting' started by ajkulish, Oct 12, 2017.

  1. uofmball1

    uofmball1

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    Been there
     
  2. jps

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    DeerNovations is now selling carbon fartbags.

    They are internally lined in activated carbon. They don't make any noise and (if properly used) they absorbe up to 99% of all odors and they muffle the sounds up to 70%. They are also humidity and solid resistant for those who take farting to the extreme.

    The 3-pack is now selling for 189.99. Can't go out without one of those, folks.
     

  3. arkeesli

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    Hey man, just because you were snoozing, doesn't mean you still regret not bagging that buck! But you're right, I totally didn't catch that first read. hahaha
     
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  4. QDMAMAN

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    At my age I have trust issues!

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  5. sniper

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    We can tell who bleeds maturity with this thread!...lol
     
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  6. brushbuster

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    It depends on whether or not you are pez gallo.
     
  7. DecoySlayer

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    Wanna bet?
     
  8. QDMAMAN

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    I just threw up a little in my mouth!
    I'm not even sure the T Bone test would work on that rank SOB!
     
  9. Stand By

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    Happyness is when you realize you won't have to get up and change your shorts and risk spooking a deer.

    Profile #1- Always carry a pocket knife in your pocket. Then you can just make 2 cuts. 1 through each leg hole and wasteband at the same time and you shorts will just drop away freely. If you have to dig around a backpack or coat pocket for a k ice, you risk contamination.

    Portip#2- Also, when a roll of TP gets down to about 1/4- 1/3 full at home, replace it with a new one and put the small one in a sandwich bag for your rucksack or hunting vest. A full roll takes too much room.
     
  10. QDMAMAN

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    Do you mean "pro tip"? :confused:
     
  11. Maple_Ridge

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    Good cover scent dad always said...
     
  12. Big CC

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    I really hate it when I shoot my wad in my sleep....feels like such a waste!
     
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  13. fishnpbr

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    When at deer camp I eat a diet that helps minimize flatulence.


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  14. Stand By

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    Yup. Dumb spell checker. And then wouldn't let me edit. Anyway, as long as it was helpful to somebody.....
     
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  15. Namrock

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    How in the wild world of sports does that "help" with minimizing it?