Another bear joke

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  1. eggfly

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    This bear walks into a bar, looks at the bartender and says I would like a beer please. The bartender says, we don’t serve no beer to no bear in this bar.

    The Bear says, it’s hot, I’m tired, and thirsty. I just want one beer and I’ll be on my way. Again the bartender says, we don’t serve no beer to know Bear in this bar.

    The bear gets a little angry in pounds his paw on the bar top. He then says if you don’t serve me a beer I’m going to maul that woman in the corner. Once again, the bartender replies we don’t serve no beer to know Bear in this bar.

    The bear stands up from the bar walks over and mauls the woman. Comes back to the bar and says give me a beer.

    The bartender says we don’t serve no beer no beer in this bar, especially one on drugs. The beer says on drugs?

    The bartender replies, that was a barbiturate.
     
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    O ho ho
     
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