Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez jokes

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  1. JimP

    JimP Hunter gatherer Premium Member

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    This thread could be a winner...the subject is enormous to open up for hundreds and hundreds of posts....
    Especially if we can dig up the true stuff she has come up with, like "Just pay for it!"

    Remember all the blonde jokes that went on for years?
    Well, let's start with substituting Ocasio-Cortez for the blondes, most of them had a good laugh right along with the rest of us.

    Let's just keep it rated no worse than PG16 please, so it can stay open!

    I'll start it off:

    Don't worry about Ocasio-Cortez' socialist policies everybody, she's offering free electricity for all by selling power strips that are plugged into themselves!

    Ocasio-Cortez was asked what her password was and she said...
    ''MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento''
    When asked why such a long password she replied..
    ''Well Hello! It has 8 characters and at least one Capital...''
     
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    Q: What do you call Ocasio-Cortez standing on her head?
    A: A brunette with bad-breath.......
     

  3. zzcop302

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    Not really a joke but....

    3B0B4F09-4D44-44B1-8331-A59CD96B8ED3.jpeg The real joke is those who voted for her.
     
  4. GVDocHoliday

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    All good stiff, ROFL. I like #3 best
     
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  8. JimP

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    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez offers more proof that our educational system is irreparably broken. Remember the three branches of government? Surely she won't screw that up! Wow she doesn't know the branches of Government after all and she's now a congresswoman !!!
     
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    What’s The Difference Between Ocasio-Cortez’s Gaffes And Sarah Palin’s?
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  11. DecoySlayer

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    Just another Marxist. They are our future.
     
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