Rat Fink
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Rat Fink

from Helena, MT

Rat Fink was last seen:
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    1. Due51
    2. PahtridgeHunter
      PahtridgeHunter
      Does your sex offender registration ever expire??
    3. UltimateOutdoorsman
    4. Steelheadfred
      Steelheadfred
      Congrats Dusty on your pending nuptials to a woman, this puts to bed a lot of folks concerns about your gayness, it at least clears up the rumor of a gay wedding. That said I don't believe it clears up your bi-sexual tendencies, any discussion yet on an open marriage that will accomadate your boyfriends? Is she into that?
    5. PahtridgeHunter
      PahtridgeHunter
      Hey, I want you to know that we're all supporting your right of a gay marriage in Montana!
    6. UltimateOutdoorsman
      UltimateOutdoorsman
      "Top 5 greatest fart's ever."
    7. Steelheadfred
      Steelheadfred
      ummmm cooter, you handle the meat situation, and it is a situation, i clean the house cooter
    8. Steelheadfred
      Steelheadfred
      The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
      Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
      The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
      When the skies of November turn gloomy.

      The ship was the pride of the American side
      Coming back from some mill in Wisconson

      In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed
      In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral
      The church bell chimed, 'til it rang 29 times
      For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald.

      The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
      Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
      Superior, they say, never gives up her dead
      When the gales of November come early.
    9. UltimateOutdoorsman
      UltimateOutdoorsman
      What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy.

      Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
    10. PahtridgeHunter
      PahtridgeHunter
      Ok, rumor has it that there is a story involving errant gas expulsions during intercourse...any truth to this?
    11. Steelheadfred
      Steelheadfred
      Dusty,

      Has the counseling started to help your anxiety about placing your fingers in small wet places yet? I know how much you morn the loss of your digit in the tragic boat hatch incident, not all places dark, small and wet will eat your fingers buddy; well there was that one snow queen in college you told me about but she probaly more or less swallowed up your hand....back on topic, at least you got your limit that day.
    12. UltimateOutdoorsman
      UltimateOutdoorsman
      There's a rumor going around Helena that you killed a mountain goat wearing only an elk skin loin cloth, just to see how it felt. The story goes- after a 3 day stalk you finally came within 2 yards of the beast before pouncing off your ledge and stabbing it in the heart for a quick, clean kill.

      Any truth to this?
    13. Steelheadfred
      Steelheadfred
      Dusty, happy to hear your insurance company is going to cover the surgery to bring your dome back into round! Congrats again buddy!
    14. PahtridgeHunter
      PahtridgeHunter
      Hey, I trust the flare up has subsided? I heard good things about that ointment.
    15. UltimateOutdoorsman
      UltimateOutdoorsman
      You suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man
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    Home Page:
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    Location:
    Helena, MT
    Occupation:
    GIS/Planner
    Your Age:
    27
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    Days in the field:
    200
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    daily
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    All Weapons
    Favorite animal to hunt:
    Ducks
    Fishing, Hunting, Football
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