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02-07-2003, 06:58 PM
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So you double dog dare me do you SFK!
SFK gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my privates." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot SFK! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
That was fun! Man, now I’m in trouble! 
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02-07-2003, 07:04 PM
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LMAO!!!!!
OOOOOH Doggie, I think you've done it now.....
How the heck do ya dig a foxhole in this frozen ground????
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02-07-2003, 07:07 PM
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Paul, it's Friday night and I'm having a little fun till the better half kicks me off the puter. I LOVE YOU GUYS! 
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02-07-2003, 07:09 PM
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02-07-2003, 07:17 PM
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I know John..........
I just wanna stay off your radar!!!
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02-07-2003, 07:20 PM
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Oh, your really in trouble now, lol 
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02-07-2003, 08:22 PM
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tears are in my eyes. Thanks for the good laugh
chad1
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02-07-2003, 08:33 PM
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make sure you set up the trip lines around the house now, and keep a close eye out in the bushes.
you never know where, you never know when
LOL
at least we can say jokes like this all in good fun. hopefully no one takes them personally
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02-07-2003, 09:08 PM
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This is going to get VERY interesting!! Gone, you may want to make out your will: first Shoeman and now SFK.... Please dont cry out loud when they retaliate 
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02-07-2003, 09:19 PM
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All in good fun! I hope! I don't know what got into me today to set myself up for this but I'm almost looking forward to the repercussions.
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02-07-2003, 09:50 PM
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02-08-2003, 01:20 PM
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Any reply SFK?
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02-08-2003, 06:09 PM
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Man, I'm hoping he doesn't even see this. I'm running out of ammunition!
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02-08-2003, 07:39 PM
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I have been reading this mumbo jumbo for the last little bit and I have to thank you guys for giving a good laugh. By reading the story above and knowing that SFK lost his little ball at the Lexington outing we can all assume that he squats to pee.
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02-08-2003, 11:53 PM
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At Least ya didn't say he was sitting on a Mouse Trap
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