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02-07-2003, 01:46 PM
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Shoeman goes to hell
Shoeman has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let YOU decide who leaves." Shoeman thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" Shoeman said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Shoeman. The devil opened a third door. In it, Shoeman saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Shoeman looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said...........
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"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
Sorry Ralf, this was sent to me as a George Bush joke but since there are so many pro Bush members, I did a little swap for some site humor. I guess I've got one coming! 
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02-07-2003, 01:52 PM
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02-07-2003, 01:56 PM
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Ouch.... 
I sure hate to see my name in a post title.. 
Your time will come...
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02-07-2003, 02:03 PM
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LMAO...........
Too much.
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02-07-2003, 02:37 PM
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02-07-2003, 02:40 PM
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LOL
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02-07-2003, 06:00 PM
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oh, you SO have one coming!
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02-07-2003, 06:21 PM
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See now I would have taken the 1st choice...Water...and ya never know if there are fish...I would have a long time to catch them...  Good one John!
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02-07-2003, 06:43 PM
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Mabey he needed to open a can of worms...that always works....LMAO
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02-07-2003, 07:24 PM
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...everybodys catching fish but us.... LOL
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Where did that come from, lol
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02-07-2003, 08:06 PM
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one of the selections should have been
getting an autograph from a famous MO river guide. LOL
sorry ralf had to..... 
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02-07-2003, 08:14 PM
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With his tongue...
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02-07-2003, 08:21 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-07-2003, 08:26 PM
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with his tongue, LOL
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02-07-2003, 08:54 PM
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I don't wanna know anymore.... 
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