Dirty Trick

[twodogsphil]

Two blondes were out hunting one day. While the one blonde is taking a nap on a log, the other blonde shoots a buck. After gutting out the deer, the second blonde decided to play a joke on the napping blonde. So she took the gut pile from her buck and pulled down the first blondes pants and put the guts under her so it looked like she crapped them.

Later that day the two blondes met up with each other and the first blonde said to the other, you know the weirdest thing happend to me. I fell a sleep and I crapped out my guts! Dear God, said the second blonde, what did you do? Oh don't worry said the first blonde, I found a nice big stick and jammed em back in!