Absent-Minded Blonde

[twodogsphil]

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "Oh my goodness, I left the baby on the bus again!"