Blonde Painter

[twodogsphil]

This blonde decides that she wants to make some extra money so she starts a painting business. She finds a rich neighborhood with big houses and fancy cars and goes up to one of the big houses and knocks on the door. A guy answers and she tells her story and asks if he has anything that he would like painted. He says, as a matter of fact I've been meaning to paint my porch and I even have the paint and supplies in the shed. The guy asks her how much she will charge and she replies $100. They agree, he gives her the supplies and goes in the house as the blonde stirs the paint. Inside the house the guy's wife asks who was at the door and he tells her about the blonde and that she is painting the porch for $100. The wife says "the whole thing for $100! Does she know that it goes all the way around the house?" The guy answers "she'll figure it out".

After about a half hour, there's a knock at the door. The guy answers and it's the blonde. He asks her if she needs something and she says "I'm done and what do you want me to do with the left over paint?" He says "you painted the whole porch in a half hour and you have paint left over?" She answers "yes, it was easy, and it's not a porch silly...it's a Ferrari!"

[Steely-Head]

LOL....good one