Blonde Calls 911
Two blondes are out hunting. One shoots a nice buck, and as she's dragging it out, she has a heart attack and collapses. When the other blonde finds her, she whips out her cell phone and calls 911, and tells them that her friend had a heart attack and died while dragging a deer. "What should I do?" she asks. The operator says "First, let's make sure she's dead". "OK", says the blonde, "hold on". The phone goes quiet, and then a shot rings out. Then the blonde comes back on the phone and says "OK, now what do I do next?".
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