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02-03-2003, 10:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Montague, MI 49437 USA
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Survivor Show/ Texas Style
SURVIVOR SHOW/ TEXAS STYLE
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor Texas Style.
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back alive to Dallas wins.
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02-04-2003, 07:36 AM
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Location: Bay City
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LOL!
The sad thing is, they would probably make it through Michigan without much problem (except from us  ).
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