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02-03-2003, 02:13 PM
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escapee
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15
years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a
chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he
kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a
prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison,
and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
i am not sure i like a separate forum for jokes. i liked them mixed in with the sound off. my .02...
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02-03-2003, 02:24 PM
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'I saw something wild. It's innocence and freedom knew no rules or boundries; it did whatever it wanted to do. I loved to watch it run; it mostly kept it's distance. But when ever it came near me, I felt wild, too.' - Maia Sharp
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