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01-30-2003, 11:30 PM
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Marketing Viagra
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff that the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The contest theme was "Viagra Advertising Slogans." The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, the staff turned in their suggestions and created a "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The Top Ten List:
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper!
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight!
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be!
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone!
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your *****... This is your ***** on drugs... Any questions?
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01-31-2003, 08:41 AM
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And why do retirement homes use Viagra?
It keeps the men from rolling our of bed. 
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06-15-2008, 10:18 AM
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you forgot "Viagra, you can do it, we can help."
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06-16-2008, 08:44 AM
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Viagra - can you feel me now
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06-16-2008, 10:55 AM
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viagra....army of one!
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06-16-2008, 11:25 AM
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viagra.....aim high!
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06-16-2008, 11:53 AM
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viagra.....where's the beef?
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06-17-2008, 09:11 PM
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It takes a licking and keeps on ticking
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"If guns cause crime, then mine are defective"
Ted Nugent
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06-19-2008, 03:16 PM
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Viagra: 50% more meat than the Whopper
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Proudly clinging to my guns and my religion
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06-20-2008, 10:52 AM
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Viagra: have a co*k and a smile!
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06-22-2008, 10:12 AM
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Viagra
Viagra.........the p--ker picker upper
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07-14-2008, 06:25 PM
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I shouldn't even post on this one, but...King salmon should have stated.... Here's the beef ...or Theres the beef....LOL....all of them are good ones, but I have a question~~does anyone know what you are supposed to do when it keeps working after the customary 4 hour time limit? Working in a hospital, I have seen this happen only one time and it wasn't pretty..OMG
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07-14-2008, 06:37 PM
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well i would say if the ole lady aint ready for another roll grab a neighbor a friend your sisterinlaw or some cash and head for the red light district and use it till it goes down or is to raw to even touch
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07-15-2008, 07:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by susie2005777
I shouldn't even post on this one, but...King salmon should have stated.... Here's the beef ...or Theres the beef....LOL....all of them are good ones, but I have a question~~does anyone know what you are supposed to do when it keeps working after the customary 4 hour time limit? Working in a hospital, I have seen this happen only one time and it wasn't pretty..OMG
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Don't you send the "stiffs" to the morgue?
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07-15-2008, 08:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by s2a0d0i5e
Don't you send the "stiffs" to the morgue?
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 As a matter of fact, the "stiffs" do go to the morgue. I knew I should have stayed out of this one... 
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