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Old 01-30-2003, 07:38 AM
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Default Feeling clever?

> > Are you the weakest link ? It won't take long to find out!!!!!
> > Let me know how you do!
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> > Below are four (4) questions.
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> > OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
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> > You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!!!!!! Good-bye
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