i cant seem to get a response..lets try this one...lol....
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up
and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is like my boyfriend. I can set in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and
make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV
as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started
adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. When
he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said,
"Hello son, is your grandmother home?"
The little boy replied, "Yea, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
lets try this one
HAHAHA
lol
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