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01-29-2003, 12:30 AM
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Michigan Temperature (F) Conversion Chart
Michigan Temperature (F) Conversion Chart
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
In Michigan, people go swimming in the lakes.
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
People from Michigan lick a flagpole.
@ 0 degrees
Californians fly to Mexico.
People in Michigan look for their winter coats.
@ -20 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes...
until it gets cold enough.
@ -80 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.
@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganians get frustrated because they can't thaw a keg.
@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl!!!
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01-29-2003, 08:07 AM
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01-29-2003, 08:30 AM
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Good one! Maybe the Lions should just try playing without a coach! It cant be any worse 
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01-29-2003, 07:21 PM
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11-22-2005, 06:17 PM
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Thats funny
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Why was SPRING BREAK over so fast? 
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11-26-2005, 03:54 PM
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11-26-2005, 07:43 PM
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It was all true until the last line... the Lions can't win a Super Bowl!
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