Stosh the wrestler

[Downrod]

Stosh had won his last three wrestling matches so he was feeling confident. He told his manager that he wanted to fight for the WWF title. His manager told him NO WAY!! You cant fight that mad man he will kill you!! He has the pretzel hold. Nobody has ever gotten out of the pretzel hold. He has killed seven men.
Stosh wouldn't take no for an answer so reluctantly his manager set up the bout.
Fight night finally arrived, the bell rang and stosh got up and headed for the center of the ring. His manager removed the stool from the ring and no sooner did he turn around and Stosh was already in the pretzel hold. it looked like it was all over for Stosh. he was being stretched in every possible way. Stoshes manager couldn't stand to watch this happen to poor Stosh. He decided to throw in the towel.
Just as he turned around to throw the towel, he sees the mad man go flying over the ropes and out of the ring. Stosh is holding his hands in the air victoriously. Stoshes manager runs into the ring Stosh!! what happened ?? How did you do that?
Stosh told him that he was stuck in the pretzel hold and was just about to pass out when he opened his eyes and there were these two balls hanging there. He didnt know what else to do so he bit them. You didn't!! screamed his manager. Stosh said "I did!! and you know what? "


"You never know how strong you can be until you bite your own balls!!"

[deepwoods]

Thanks. That was laugh out loud funny.

[Gone Fishing]

Very good Downrod!

[Steely-Head]

HA!! Thats a good one