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01-27-2003, 11:43 PM
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Little Billy
This may push the envelope a little but it was funny so I thought I'd give it a try. Moderators, feel free to delete if it goes too far.
LITTLE BILLY...On Philosophy
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first shot." The
teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucking the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
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01-28-2003, 03:37 PM
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01-28-2003, 11:18 PM
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Best "Little Johnny-type" joke I've heard yet! 
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01-29-2003, 02:32 PM
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found my fav forum
Man, I've been hangin' out on the icefishing forum forever till I found this one today. This is the best one yet...hang on while I wipe my eyes...keep up the good "work".
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01-29-2003, 02:51 PM
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i like that one!!
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01-30-2003, 11:32 AM
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 Thats great!
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01-30-2003, 11:50 PM
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Thanks, I had some others (already removed from my email) but I think they would've got me the first strike under the rules set forth so I'll leave them off. Glad everyone enjoyed it.
Steve, this forum was a great idea. I noticed the comedy forum does very well on the Ohio site.
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01-31-2003, 01:14 PM
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Good one Pat!!
Very funny!
Scott
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