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Old 02-07-2002, 12:19 PM
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One foggy night a sailor heard a woman crying at the docks.
He approached her and asked " whats wrong with you can I help"?
She explained that she was tired of living, she was bored and thought her future was limited in her small home town.
This was hard for the sailor to believe as she was very good looking.

She expressed a great desire to leave her home town and asked for passage on the ship the sailor was on.
He told her he would have to hide her in the cargo and promised her food and safety for as long as she wanted.

She would provide him with long nights of Passion in return.
And so the deal was struck, for the first three nights the sailor brought her food and they stayed up late, carrying on in the romantic moonlight nights.

The fourth day the Captain decided to inspect the ship, he discovered the woman hiding in the cargo area.

The surprised Captain ask the woman what she was doing?
She explained how she felt unwanted and was seeking new horizons to have a better future.
Back home everyone seemed to take her for granted and used her only for SEX.
She said she had struck a deal with a sailor on this ship to hide her and feed her in exchange for Sex.

"Well I see" said the Captain

"but I have to tell you young lady, this is the Mackinaw Ferry my dear"!
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Old 02-07-2002, 12:35 PM
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Hey Trout, those yupper girls are realy somthing eh.
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Old 02-07-2002, 01:28 PM
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I need a bigger boat, one with a cargo hold...........
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Old 02-08-2002, 06:25 AM
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Esox I think you need a special permit to haul livestock(harbor hogs, snow cows).
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