Old Man

[ccavacini]

As a man, nearing the age of 65 plus a few

months, I went to apply for

Social Security. After waiting in line a long time, I got to the

counter.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my drivers license to verify

my

age.I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I

told the woman, "I am very sorry but I seem to have left my wallet at

home.

I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman said to me, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt

revealing

lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is

proof enough for me," and processed my social security application.

When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at

the Social Security office.





She said: "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten

disability too."