ccavacini
05-27-2005, 09:22 AM
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
>the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I
>go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get
>to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take
>my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
>undressed in
>the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
>prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and
>yells at me for staying out so late!"
>
>His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking
>the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
>up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on
>the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"? ... and she acts like she is asleep
>every time."
>the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I
>go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get
>to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take
>my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
>undressed in
>the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
>prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and
>yells at me for staying out so late!"
>
>His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking
>the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
>up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on
>the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"? ... and she acts like she is asleep
>every time."