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ccavacini
05-27-2005, 09:22 AM
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to

>the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I

>go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get

>to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take

>my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get

>undressed in

>the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to

>prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and

>yells at me for staying out so late!"

>

>His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking

>the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm

>up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on

>the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"? ... and she acts like she is asleep

>every time."




Burksee
05-27-2005, 10:06 AM
Good one! Here's one along the same line......

Husband: Joe's having a card party tonight but I'm thinkin I'll stay home and we can fool around....

Wife: Better take a jacket, it'll be cold out by the time you come home. :lol:

redneckdan
05-29-2005, 12:09 AM
I'll have to remember that for "future refrence"