Post whatever is on your mind

[LittleMan]

I'm bored and sitting in front of my computer, so I'll start a thread.

Just say whatever random thing is on your mind right now!

Alexander the Great was a great general. Great generals are forewarned. Forewarned is forearmed. Four is an even number. Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have. The only number that is both even and odd is infinity. Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.:p

[redneckdan]

I miss snow. I want winter back.

[Avidhunter]

If the sun is yellow and the sky is blue, since yellow and blue make green, are leaves and grass really green or is it an illusion? :lol: :D Jody

[kcud rellik]

If the sun is yellow and the sky is blue, since yellow and blue make green, are leaves and grass really green or is it an illusion? :lol: :D Jody

That makes me wonder..... weird.... I need to go fishing, im haveing withdrawls..:dizzy:

[duckman5]

:confused:
Thats about all thats on my mind, its 4:50, heading out of work. Yea, time to leave.

[mpatmcg]

My kids should enjoy fishing more! It would have been beautiful out tonight, unfortunately they (3, 5, and 8 years old) wanted to play video games and watch Spongebob more than they wanted to go down to the creek and catch chubs.

Bummer. At least I got my tomato's planted.

Mike

[Pinefarm]

Why is Swiss cheese more expensive than say, cheddar cheese?

[redneckdan]

why did I have fight the wind both ways ( going out, coming in) on 40th st. pond today?

[Neal]

Why is Swiss cheese more expensive than say, cheddar cheese?

Duh.....It comes all the way from switzerland. I think Cheddar is a town in Wisconsin :confused:

[ccavacini]

I'm sitting here reading this stuff........when I should be grading papers.

[Robert W. McCoy Jr]

I wonder if russia has seat belt laws. :lol:

[GVSUKUSH]

I enjoy working on sunny, 70 degree days when I could be on a Trout Stream. I really do. Can you go postal when you don't work at the post office?

[Rupestris]

How many pages do you think this thread will go?

[FlyDaddy]

I can't beleive I got skunked on Steelhead this last Spring. :bash:

FD

[GVSUKUSH]

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f**k you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

[Southend517]

Man, they killed off Special Agent Kate Todd on NCIS last night!

[Randy Kidd]

I always wondered why they had braile instructions on the drive thru tellers at the bank :dizzy:

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

I lost a big king last weekend when the hooks ripped out. I wonder how he's feeling.:confused:

[redneckdan]

why the heck aren't there any trout streams in the thumb?

[MGV]

Work is going like @#$%%. CAn't wait to go home...

[dinoday]

Things on my mind....

What was I thinking when I got into this line of work?
How come most people that win the big lottery prizes are old?
Why is it of everyone that works for me the only one that can do what I tell them,when I tell them is my dog :confused:

[Ron L]

Why are fire engines red?

1.) If someone was pulling on your hose all day long, you'd be red too.

2.) Books are read. Magazines are read too. Two plus two is four. Four times three is twelve. There are 12 inches on a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is also a ship. Ships sail the seas. Fish live in the seas. Fish have fins. Finns fought the Russians. Russians are also called Reds. Reds are Russian. Firetrucks are rushin'. That's why firetrucks are red.

[GVSUKUSH]

Have you ever walked out the door at work in the middle of the day and said "F**k it, I'm gone?" Me neither, that's why I'm responding to this thread and not eating breakfast somewhere.

[PahtridgeHunter]

3 bosses. One is on safari in Africa. Another is fishing in the Keys. Third is enjoying this beautiful sunny day on his Harley. I'm stuck in a 12 by 12 cell picking up ALL the slack. Is it too early to start drinking? We used to do it all the time in college! Is it bad form if I leave for a 3 martini lunch at 10:30am? Like a friend used to say to me..."time is never wasted, when you're wasted all the time!"

[Rupestris]

probably wouldn't even pay his bill

Reminds me of one of my favorite Steven Wright jokes.

"My psychiatrist asked me "whats the one thing you hate more than anything?"
I said "high medical bills"
He said "That'll be 75¢."
So I stabbed him in the head with a pair of scissors.
:lol:

[duckman5]

I wonder how much further I would be in my job if I had never found this site.
Oh who cares, its better than work.

[Neal]

Is Prty Mollusk's pony tail real or is it a clip on? :confused:

[Jeffrey Sr]

Busted up my knee, cant wade for another 4-6 weeks. Kids want big fish that eat little fish, and can break your line. S@#$, thats going to cost some coin.

[Sin_X]

One more day and I can go fishing,

Is 40 to early to retire?

[dtg]

If you ever find yourself peeing and you happen to nitice that it's got a red tinge to it......don't just up and run to your Dr., think real hard to yourself as to whether you've eaten beets recently first.

[BFTrout]

Seasons are too short. Work is too long.
Wish there was still ice so I could spear. Hoping that more shrooms grew last night. Wondering where that big ski went to that I lost at the boat.
It's too nice to be here, should go home.
BFTrout

[GVSUKUSH]

I could go for some gill or perch fillets with beer batter right now, some good steak fries and one of those Coors light cooler boxes......and a lawnchair :D

[Adam Waszak]

24 hours in a day/24 beers in a case coincidence???????????

AW

[PahtridgeHunter]

How the hell do those flies get under the fluorescent lights?

[dtg]

How the hell do those flies get under the fluorescent lights?

The same way flies and bees get into that little space between your windows and screens in your home!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

[OTIS]

Hope the Pistons can take care of the Heat tonight. That "should be a good one"

Hmmm ...... Heat, Jazz, Magic Any other teams in the NBA that do not end with an S?

[STEINFISHSKI]

I just got promoted to Chairman of the Bored here at work.:lol:

I bet the lake is nice today.:sick:

[GVSUKUSH]

I ate my lunch at my desk while the boss was gone, I'm going to fish on my "lunch hour". Be back at 3 :evil:

[youngbuck26]

I was promoted best time waster at work...I need to thank everyone at this website for making this possiable. They catch me again and i will be working for the state..calling marvin once a week...suddenly sounds good to me...oh wait i like all my toys to much for that. How come on my microwave lunch the directions to make it are on the bottom and below the directions it states "do not turn box over"....wow I just saw a spider crawl down my cubicle wall...is it a bad thing that the spider was the highlight of me day so far....oh well back to surfing

[PrtyMolusk]

Howdy-

Is Prty Mollusk's pony tail real or is it a clip on? :confused:

Some things just don't deserve to be dignified by a response.....




....no matter the size hole it might leave in your hide! :)

Have a nice day, buddy. ;)



(P.S. If you're unsure of it's authenticity, why do you so badly want it for a scent drag???? :confused: )

[explodingvarmints]

why don't fish like my hook?

why did i only catch like 10 keeper perch this year?
why do i have to have soooo many post before my little title changes?
why does only rain when i want to do something outdoors?
why did the guys break my tail-light on my quad and get it stuck 2 times after the spuds and suds greeting?
why does youngbuck get to fish so much and i can't?????????? i mean when i was married i knew why but now i'm not and still can't and he is married? not fair.
why does everyone get so mad on the qdm forum?
why did the 8" around tree behind my target at home fall over after just 3 shots with the 300 wtby.?
why does my lab intsist on rolling in dead rotten animal at least once a week?

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

How come bra is singular and panties is plural? :confused: Seems backwards to me.:lol:

[Rupestris]

How come bra is singular and panties is plural

Because theres no bones in ice cream.
Because battleships don't glow in the dark.
Because phone poles don't have windows.
Because oranges don't float unless you pump 'em up with air.

[GVSUKUSH]

Who's Babygrl22 and why has she been on the campfire all week?

[redneckdan]

Why is the portage sign at the ford dam right on the dam where nobody can see it till they're almost on top of the gates?

[beerun]

Where do babies come from?

[Neal]

Did they ever find who let the dogs out :confused:

[ESOX]

Why is it that no matter how many times I get my boat wet it won't grow just a couple of feet?

[Foxy Carp]

What's a hot carl?

[GVSUKUSH]

It's around the lines of a "cleveland steamer"

[Foxy Carp]

It's around the lines of a "cleveland steamer"

Haha
I better stop...don't want this to get out of hand!!

uhh, how many dudes have been caught looking in the mirror with their weiner tuck between their legs? :o (Larry the Cable Guy Joke)

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

Haha

uhh, how many dudes have been caught looking in the mirror with their weiner tuck between their legs? :o (Larry the Cable Guy Joke)

Nope... Never been caught.:D

[STEINFISHSKI]

:rant: Now I can't go fishing tonight, again!:rant:

[GVSUKUSH]

I want BBQ'd ribs, I've been watching too much "grillin' and chillin' on the Food Network :corkysm55

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

Why do those little voices keep telling me to do that? I know it's not right... But they just won't stop.:hide:

[hondakid]

life is more interesting if you listen to those little voices in your head..........quit your job,fish,hunt,fish,hunt,fish,hunt

[Mickey Finn]

all work and no play, all work and no play, all work and no play, all work and no play, all work and no play, all work and no play, all work and no play, all work and no play, all work and no play...:bash:

I think I'll go fishing!!

[STEINFISHSKI]

UH OH! I think I just sharted.:tdo12: I'd better go check.

[GWPguy]

001

[GWPguy]

002 - I see they fixed the counting thread by requiring the posts to be at least 3 digits long.

[hondakid]

why is it when i think i finally found some time to go fishing the wife thinks she found some time for me to work in the yard??????

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

UH OH! I think I just sharted.:tdo12: I'd better go check.

Well... How'd it turn out?

[TimT]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Burksee]

I live in White Lake Twp, I work in Auburn Hills, I drive I-75 to and from work This weekend is the un-official start of summer, and everyone's going "up-north". Nobody south of the Zilwaulkee bridge knows or understands how to drive in the left lane. It's gonna really suck driving home tommorow night! :irked:

[Neal]

Well... How'd it turn out?

I wonder if Joe is going to sleep tonight :confused:

[redneckdan]

Everybody minus 1. When I head north I drive a '78 f-250 4x4. It barely goes fast enough to avoig getting run over in the truck lane let alone the left lane!

[dinoday]

What's a hot carl?
Somebody at work asked me if I wanted one one day....then I found out what it is....if you don't know...you don't want too :cwm27:

[TimT]

When do you clean your bling-bling?


When you're on jury duty, of course.

[Rupestris]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Miracle Max : Get out of here before I call the brute squad!
Fezzik : I'm on the brute squad.
Miracle Max: You ARE the brute squad!


:p Outstanding movie.

[Randy Kidd]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
" ah but you know that I know that you would think that I know that the poison" Greatest movie of all time!!!!

[dtg]

Got up at 4:30am(3hrs earlier than normal) to turkey hunt before I came into the office.......I'm paying for it now, my mind is mush, I've got a date in about 2 hours and I'm sure I'll seem like I could care less. Oh and by the way, no turkey, didn't even hear any. I did however hear something that resembled a Tasmanian devil...and not the cartoon one. Strangest thing I've ever heard in the woods. Maybe a pissed off 'possim?

[OTIS]

Hmm.... I wonder if DTG heard that Pissed off possum I planted by his turkey hunting spot?

[redneckdan]

probably two druggies in a meth lab

[thousandcasts]

I'm standing in line at lunch today, and there's this hot little blonde standing in front of me...oh man, I'd absolutely-- :mischeif:

(Edited for content before a Mod get's to it! ;) )

[dtg]

I'm standing in line at lunch today, and there's this hot little blonde standing in front of me...oh man, I'd absolutely-- :mischeif:

(Edited for content before a Mod get's to it! ;) )

DEVIL come OUT!!!!!!! :smile-mad I have to say this to myself every time I see a hot little split tail.

[PahtridgeHunter]

Is it time to go home yet?

[Steven Arend]

I’m still trying to find out what the punch-line was to the joke that Bender (Judd Nelson) was saying just as he fell through the drop ceiling in the movie “Breakfast Club”????? :confused:

Steve

[GVSUKUSH]

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.

[PahtridgeHunter]

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.

"I don't know, Lloyd, the French are @$$holes!"

[GVSUKUSH]

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

[Adam Waszak]

Who's Babygrl22 and why has she been on the campfire all week?


Good question I was wondering the same thing but I also wondred what you were doing with Baby in the campfire at one point this week :rolleyes:

AW

[Rupestris]

I’m still trying to find out what the punch-line was to the joke that Bender (Judd Nelson) was saying just as he fell through the drop ceiling in the movie “Breakfast Club”????? :confused:

Steve

A six foot blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other.
Bartender says, " I guess you won't be needing a drink...

Ahhhhhggggg....
:banghead3 :banghead3 :irked:

[Mitch]

Hmmmm, never heard back from Steinfishski. Wonder how things turned out?

Mitch

[GVSUKUSH]

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088847/quotes

[PahtridgeHunter]

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?

Napoleon : Heck yes! I'd vote for you.

Pedro: Like what are my skills?

Napoleon : Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up

with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

[GVSUKUSH]

I usually hate everything and everybody from Mason, but I like this!

Link (http://www.lsj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050527/NEWS01/505270318/1001)

[Burksee]

Why is it that shortly after I've committed and spent all our spare cash into doing a regraded/re-designed/re-landscaped front yard and a new driveway there's all these great fishing boats showing up in the M-S.com classifieds? :banghead3 :banghead3 :banghead3 ;)

[Frozenfish]

"Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!
"Bob Slydell: If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumberg can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

That is because I am on michigan-sporstman all day long, LMFAO :woohoo1:

[dtg]

Boy...what a slow day so far. So slow I thought I'd edit my profile here and customize it a little......Hooray for a 3 day weekend!!!! :woohoo1:

I've lived in my house for almost 5 years after I totally remodeled it from the outside walls in, and in those 5 years I've managed to break 2 toilet seats of the same brand(Bemis)...in the same place, while attempting to finish up the paperwork. Is 5'10" @220# considered a fat*****? My brother weighs a hell of lot more than I do and he's never once broken a toilet seat. Should I just get one of those snazy prision toilets with no seat, just a stainless bowl and a nifty drinking fountain in the back? Do you think women that came over would not come over again after their first use of the facilites? Who makes a solid seat that isn't made up of some type of encased partical board? Where can I get one of those wonderfully chilly stainless toilets without a seat? Is there such a thing as Bigfoot? Are there any single women in their 30's that are attractive, mentally stable and financially responsible? And when I say "attractive" I don't mean that their freinds say that they are. Friends lie, not to mention that good looking girls like unattractive friends, because it makes them look even better. Why is it only women at the bars have freinds that we can comically refer to as C0ckblockers and we as men would NEVER even dream of taking on any role remotely similar? In fact we are the total opposite......Sooo many whys and sooo little time.

[Adam Waszak]

[QUOTE=GVSUKUSH]I usually hate everything and everybody from Mason, but I like this!

Agreed 100%

[Rupestris]

I've lived in my house for almost 5 years after I totally remodeled it from the outside walls in, and in those 5 years I've managed to break 2 toilet seats of the same brand(Bemis)...in the same place, while attempting to finish up the paperwork. Is 5'10" @220# considered a fat*****?

http://www.dynamiccomposites.com/products.html

dtg, If you can break this one, you are doing something wrong.:lol:

[dtg]

http://www.dynamiccomposites.com/products.html

dtg, If you can break this one, you are doing something wrong.:lol:

Wow, if it came in a different color, had the oval shape(I don't know about the other guys on the site but I REALLY don't care for Circular toilets for obvious reasons) and DIDN'T cost as much as the darn toilet, I'd be all over that.

[Downstate Doug]

I wonder how the traffic will be heading up 75 later today?

[Adam Waszak]

It will be Shi#@y you know that this is Michigan.

AW

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

It will be Shi#@y you know that this is Michigan.

AW

I wonder waht Adam and Babygrl are chatting about... Again!

[GVSUKUSH]

Why am I still sitting here?
Why have I felt dizzy and sick all week with blurry vision?
Do I have a brain tumor?
SARS?
Asian Bird Flu?
Or do I need glasses? I suspect this may be more likely......

[STEINFISHSKI]

Why am I still sitting here?
Why have I felt dizzy and sick all week with blurry vision?


...Or perhaps you can't see being there ANY longer.:lol:

BTW everything came out clean, and thanks for all of your concern.;)

[Frozenfish]

ummm, I can't come into work today, my eye hurts, I can't see myself coming in:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[STEINFISHSKI]

And I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey when they gonna send me home?

[Craig M]

I'm thirsty and it's 3 1/2 hours to O-beer thirty and there are some very hot ladies in Mason. I like Mason and no I don't live there!

[Adam Waszak]

I wonder waht Adam and Babygrl are chatting about... Again!

Steve is the one who was on the campfire with babygirl not me. By the way isn't she about cooked by now she has been on the campfire for days

AW

[Jigawhat]

when will i get the corporate email that says go home and have a great Memorial weekend????

waiting....

still waiting...

um....

[Jigawhat]

wow! that was crazy... Not 2 seconds after I hit 'Submit'. the email came.

Have a great weekend y'all. Where them seatbelts, and drive safe.

-Jig

[midwestfisherman]

I hate snow. I'm glad winter is gone. Good Riddance!! I can't wait for this day to end, then the 3 day weekend starts!! wooo hoooo :woohoo1:

Man, am I tired! I need a nap....

[Rat Fink]

Have you ever walked out the door at work in the middle of the day and said "F**k it, I'm gone?" Me neither, that's why I'm responding to this thread and not eating breakfast somewhere.


LOL, I just did this the other day Steve. Picked 4 lbs of morels and drank cold beer all afternoon. Was well worth cashing in 4 hours of sick time.

[Sib]

Ever notice cheddar goldfish can't swim, but this blue fish can. :fish:

[marty]

I'm looking for a good job. I just don't understand it. I get up in the morning look out in my field and don't see any so I go back to bed. Being retired is such a dirty thankless job but somebody got to do it :yikes:

BTW how do I talk my wife into getting another job( she's got two) so I can buy a new boat motor :cwm27: ???..m :lol:

[GVSUKUSH]

Dustin, I think I would be sick if I ate 2 pounds of morals and drank beer all afternoon :lol:

[Rat Fink]

Well I wasnt sick so much as injured. Being on your hands an knees all afternoon takes it's toll, I am talking about picking mushrooms of course :yikes:

[GVSUKUSH]

Well I wasnt sick so much as injured. Being on your hands an knees all afternoon takes it's toll, I am talking about picking mushrooms of course :yikes:

Sure, Stelmon, Sure. :lol:

(Stelmon, not a rip on you, just brought me back to the steelie post that you slipped up on this past Spring :lol: )

[thousandcasts]

So I'm pumping gas today and there is this drop dead gorgeous, long haired brunette filling her tank across from me. Believe me, I'd have been honored to fill her tank for her! :mischeif: :banghead3 :help:

Being married is like someone trying to give up crack cocaine or heroin, ya know? You know darn well that if you end up falling off the wagon, you're going to pay dearly for it! :lol: :p ;)

[GVSUKUSH]

Being married is like someone trying to give up crack cocaine or heroin, ya know? You know darn well that if you end up falling off the wagon, you're going to pay dearly for it! :lol: :p ;)

Well said! I can't go into the Target on Alpine anymore, it seems like every woman in there is smokin' hot. I think I started crying last time I was there......

[thousandcasts]

Well said! I can't go into the Target on Alpine anymore, it seems like every woman in there is smokin' hot. I think I started crying last time I was there......

Yep. You can have filet mignon every night for dinner, but after awhile even a can of spaghetti-o's is gonna start to look good. ;) :lol:

[wyle_e_coyote]

I was thinking, man I am going to miss the comedy of Mitch Hedberg....Febuary 24 1968 - March 30 2005

http://hometown.aol.com/valleygirl1983/mitch.html (http://hometown.aol.com/valleygirl1983/mitch.html)
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

"I type 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."

"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."

"I played golf....I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. Your supposed to yell FORE, but I was too busy mumbling that ain't no way that's gonna hit him."

"At the end of the letter i like to write P.S.- This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good a a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."

"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself."

"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never seen an Escalator temporarily out of order sign, just Escaloaor temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."




..... Mich Hedberg

[GVSUKUSH]

Mitch Hedberg was like Jack Handey on a boatload of herion.

More Hedberg.....

"On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at..."

"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable..."

"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D"."

"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his ***** into a truck."

[Sib]

Ever notice the safest words spoken when your wife points out something on another woman are, 'I hadn't noticed?' I don't think she believes me, but it's a lie she's real comfortable with.

[wyle_e_coyote]

Earlier I was thinking...14 post 475 views... you people really eat Sushi???
I mean smoke it, roll it in flour and fry it, and give me a beer, but Sushi??
What kinda Michigan redneck eats Sushi...



Really people....Sushi?

:lol:

[thousandcasts]

Ever notice the safest words spoken when your wife points out something on another woman are, 'I hadn't noticed?' I don't think she believes me, but it's a lie she's real comfortable with


Yeah, well I found out that the unsafest words are this:

Wife: "Geez...did you see how skimpy that woman's skirt is?"

Me: "Hell yeah I saw it--I'd like to take that skirt, rip it off and just..."

I won't do that again! ;) :lol:

[GVSUKUSH]

I usually say, "That chick has fake boobs, don't ya think?" or "What a skank, if we ever had a daughter I wouldn't let her dress like that". You get bonus points AND you can look a little longer :evilsmile Of course, I was the same guy that had to get dark sunglasses in college because I was busted staring 3 times in the same day on campus. :lol: Old habits are hard to break.

[wyle_e_coyote]

Ever notice the safest words spoken when your wife points out something on another woman are, 'I hadn't noticed?' I don't think she believes me, but it's a lie she's real comfortable with.

My girlfriend used to try and trap me with that crap. Things like, boy she has big boobs, or her butt is so much nicer then mine..one day see did that.. I looked at her and said, "so, would you do her? I mean hypotheticaly..if all three of us were really drunk..you think you would...you know ?" She doesn't say anything any more...:lol:

[thousandcasts]

Hell, I'm like that guy on the insurance commercial:

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Dude doesn't even look up from his newspaper and says, "You betcha!"

:lol:

[Sib]

Yeah, well I found out that the unsafest words are this:

Wife: "Geez...did you see how skimpy that woman's skirt is?"

Me: "Hell yeah I saw it--I'd like to take that skirt, rip it off and just..."

I won't do that again! ;) :lol:


Shorty after I got married my father inlaw and I were walking through the mall and he said, 'holly cripes, look at that!' He was obviously looking at a woman, but I wasn't sure if this was a test so I said, 'look at what?' My father inlaw replied, 'it's ok to look, ya know.' To which I replied, 'I could appreciate everything about her, especialy if I was blind and knew braille.' I'm not sure he appreciated that comment.

[GVSUKUSH]

To which I replied, 'I could appreciate everything about her, especialy if I was blind and knew braille.' I'm not sure he appreciated that comment.

:lol: I almost spit water all over my screen!

[thousandcasts]

What's the old saying?

"It doesn't matter where you get your appetite--as long as you go home for dinner!"

[GVSUKUSH]

What's the old saying?

"It doesn't matter where you get your appetite--as long as you go home for dinner!"

I perfer, eatin' ain't cheatin' :lol:

[thousandcasts]

I perfer, eatin' ain't cheatin'

If my wife bought into that saying, I'd be like a little fat kid at a all you can eat Ice Cream Buffet! :lol:

[dtg]

What's the old saying?

"It doesn't matter where you get your appetite--as long as you go home for dinner!"

I think the "wife safe" saying is "you may be on a diet, but that doesn't mean you can't look at the menu."

But then again, what the hell do I know, I'm still single. It may have somehting to do with that little switch in my brain that supposed to keep me from saying stupid Sh_t is in fact broken. Actually, I'm not even sure if it was installed when I was born. I also find that as I get older, I care less and less about the switch anyway.

The line up above about the chick asking do these jeans make my butt look big? My answer is no, your FAT ASS makes your but look big!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[shametamer]

Guys you gotta have icons! mine are wilt chamberlain and mickey rooney! when I 'tie' or surpass either one,then we'll have something to discuss!

[thousandcasts]

Gene Simmons--he's like the McDonalds of Rock N Roll! Over 4000 groupies and counting!

*sniff* why couldn't I have been a rock star... :sad: :evilsmile

[dtg]

Gene Simmons--he's like the McDonalds of Rock N Roll! Over 4000 groupies and counting!

*sniff* why couldn't I have been a rock star... :sad: :evilsmile

NO KIDDING, you can be butt fricken ugly and still the girls are lining up!!!!, Mick Jagger, Steve Tyler.

[GVSUKUSH]

Have a good holiday fellas, be back tuesday at 8. I know it'll be here fast :rant:

[Steelheadfred]

It's around the lines of a "cleveland steamer"

This was covered in depth at Grouse Camp last season right?

[Steelheadfred]

I perfer, eatin' ain't cheatin' :lol:


You ever wonder why kush has posted 15 times on this thread and 14 of them have related some how back to food?

[thousandcasts]

No kidding--Kush is a pretty big boy!

"Hey Kush, you hungry?"

"Yeah"

"You wanna eat?"

"Yeah"

"Got anybody in mind there, Shrek?"

j/k Kush! :lol: :lol:

[Magnet]

"Why go out for milk when you have a cow at home?"

"My chances of getting laid dramatically decrease as soon as I walk through my front door."

"Seventeen years of marital bliss and I still haven't hooked up with her sister."

"I don't control my breathing. It just happens. Kinda like drinkin a beer."

"This weather has probably got the cougars moving."

"Last weekend I went scouting for cougars. I found some morel mushrooms and gave up on the cougars. Cougars don't typically live near where the mushrooms grow. I've never met a mushroom hunter who has had an encounter with a cougar..........Weird. Don't cougars like mushrooms?"

"Goodnight."

[tubejig]

Why dont public restrooms have a warning sign on the toilet paper holder to let you know its only one ply?

Why do 15 minute oil changes take a half hour?

Why does my sodium free water taste salty?

Where is Jimmy Hoffa anyways?

Does the carpet match the curtains on a red head?

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

Does the carpet match the curtains on red head?

Who is Red Head and what makes you think there's carpet?

[D_Hunter]

I'm sitting here at work....thinking I should be outside


I will hunt/fish in the rain/snow/cold but I won't work it !!

[LittleMan]

Did they ever find who let the dogs out :confused:

HAHA

Well, I'm glad to see my thread worked out!

[Bluegill Bob]

Just Because You Have One Dosen't Mean You Have To Be One.

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

What's that smell? :fish:

[Hunt_n_Fish]

This thread has gone on long enough

[redneckdan]

why the heck did it have to hail today on the lake when I went fishing?

[thousandcasts]

Does the carpet match the curtains on a red head?

Absolutely--without a doubt! :evilsmile

[LittleMan]

wow, i just hit the new posts button, and of the 21 threads shown, only 3-4 of them were NOT hellos from new members. I guess this is a good day for the site!

[Rupestris]

What's that smell? :fish:

ummm... sorry

[redneckdan]

I'm sitting here, stareing out the window, waiting for snow...it's gonna be a long summer.:help:

[Avidhunter]

Nevermind, I forgot already :p

[PahtridgeHunter]

Ever feel like you need a weekend off from your weekend off?

[GVSUKUSH]

It hurts to be sitting at a desk today......

[STEINFISHSKI]

Yep, another craptastic day at work Steve.:lol:

Anyone wanna go salmon fishing tonight? Port Sheldon @6pm?

[GVSUKUSH]

Yep, another craptastic day at work Steve.:lol:

Anyone wanna go salmon fishing tonight? Port Sheldon @6pm?

Dang it, the night you fish "Kush hours" I can't go. I have so many odd jobs to catch up on after being gone all weekend I just can't. :(

[ESOX]

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[Burksee]

.
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[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

:yeahthat: Yeah, what he said! :lol:

I don't know... Sounds like he's pretty opinionated to me.

[Dedge]

If you rip the wings off of a fly does it become a walk?

Dan

[Bluegill Bob]

If the fly becomes a walk then if it gets stepped on does it become a squash?

I have a new oriental cook book titled “101 ways to wok your dog”

[Steven Arend]

What is Underdog's Real name????

If he really is the underdog do you want him on your team????????

Steve

[Dedge]

If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half. How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds off of a cucumber?

Dan

[Hunt_n_Fish]

THIS IS SO POINTLESS THAT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP POSTING!! and why is this in the comedy section????

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half. How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds off of a cucumber?

Dan

Is it a union grasshopper?:hide:

[LittleMan]

THIS IS SO POINTLESS THAT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP POSTING!! and why is this in the comedy section????
_________

The point is to be pointless, for people to just do something when they are bored. And the reason it is in the comedy section is that comedy doesnt neccesarily mean funny, it just means anything that might entertain a person, and since we're up to page 11 already, the thread is obviously doing its job.:)

[Neal]

The point is to be pointless, for people to just do something when they are bored. And the reason it is in the comedy section is that comedy doesnt neccesarily mean funny, it just means anything that might entertain a person, and since we're up to page 11 already, the thread is obviously doing its job.:)

He was just posting what was on his mind ;)

LMAO @ Joe

[ESOX]

Is it Saturday yet?

[MGV]

Is it Friday yet?

[redneckdan]

Nope, still wendnesday. How long till it snows again?

[ESOX]

Wheres my new Headshakers?
Did KB Krause hijack my shipment?:16suspect

[Avidhunter]

It depends on what the definition of is is? :dizzy:

[wyle_e_coyote]

I haven't had a good Cigar in a long time. If we pull off a camping trip this weekend, I see an Arturo Fuente in my future !! Maybe something out of their Hemingway Series.

[GVSUKUSH]

Ah yes, a Macanudo Portifino sounds good right about now or maybe a Cohiba to take me back to the Dominican. Brought back a box of Cohibas on my honeymoon for $15 bucks :)

[wyle_e_coyote]

Ah yes, a Macanudo Portifino sounds good right about now or maybe a Cohiba to take me back to the Dominican. Brought back a box of Cohibas on my honeymoon for $15 bucks :)

If we can't have Cuban, Dominican is the next best thing!


Hey, what is going on with Babygr122 and Lowavenger96 any way???...;)

[Winterover]

Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

When people tell me I'm funny I wonder...What do you mean I'm funny?


You mean-lemme understand this, cause I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little goofed up maybe. But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to flippin amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny? :confused:

[lowavenger96]

I need a beer or 2 ...

[dtg]

THIS IS SO POINTLESS THAT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP POSTING!! and why is this in the comedy section????

If your soooo tired of it, then why even look at it........or post in it? :bash: I think the idea was a great one and it seems that quite a few other people are rather enjoying it as well. You did end up participating per the thread intro whether you realize it or not. Now if you have anything ewlse on your mind your more than welcome to post that as well.......even if all you do is write ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALLWORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY..........HEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!

[redneckdan]

Tonight was a nice night for a walk with my GSP.

[tangleknot]

I'd like a new Mustang GT coupe. :)

[DaveW731]

When people tell me I'm funny I wonder...What do you mean I'm funny?


You mean-lemme understand this, cause I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little goofed up maybe. But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to flippin amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny? :confused:





Given that this can mean a zillion different things, pick the meaning that causes you the most anxiety, leaves you parnoid about everyone you see and makes you painfully self-conscious......THAT is what "they" meant! :evilsmile

[PahtridgeHunter]

Ah yes, a Macanudo Portifino sounds good right about now or maybe a Cohiba to take me back to the Dominican. Brought back a box of Cohibas on my honeymoon for $15 bucks :)

Oh man, that does sound good. I have a Cohiba that I'm saving for when I get the outside of my house done. At this rate, after working every night and weekends, I may be done before July!:lol:

[STEINFISHSKI]

I'd like a new Mustang GT coupe. :)

Convertible, black, with thousands of miles of orange barrel, traffic, pothole, and law enforement free road ahead of me.:lol:

[wyle_e_coyote]

Billy Jack...? What ever happened to Billy Jack?

[GWPguy]

I just mailed in my last payment for my Easy Pay Life Membership for the NRA.

Seemed like I was paying on that for 80 Years!

So I have got that going for me!

[Sib]

This PB&J isn't bad...great recipes get past down from one generation to the next...I wonder what mother Smucker was like.

[Dedge]

Ya know. It is almost too nice outside. Man I sure wish I was out there.

Dan

[ESOX]

Will my wife buy it if I tell her I have to take the kids fishing tonight instead of doing the lawn because the bluegill season is closing Saturday?????

[kbkrause]

Will my wife buy it if I tell her I have to take the kids fishing tonight instead of doing the lawn because the bluegill season is closing Saturday?????
But doesnt it reopen on Sunday;)

[GVSUKUSH]

I believe it should be illegal to take a foul "Post lunch dump" in a small office bathroom if you do not work in said office. Seriously dude, whoever you are, see someone about that! whew......

[OTIS]

Demi Moore is Hot!! Dont care what her age is.

Shhhhwiiiing. :evil:

[dtg]

I believe it should be illegal to take a foul "Post lunch dump" in a small office bathroom if you do not work in said office. Seriously dude, whoever you are, see someone about that! whew......

I believe you can write your Senator about that one. See the Senator that wants to make pre-movie adds against the law. I'm sure if you can get him to come into your office and witness the benevolent "post lunch dump" he will have no probelm assisting you on this matter. But I think we shouldn't stop there. We must first commison a study to determine what foods are repsonsible for these putridly aromatic "post lunch dumps" and put those on the list of outlawed food groups. This would be the first step in eradicating such foul shananingans. This would all be funded via a healthy government grant of course. :lol:

[wyle_e_coyote]

My girlfriend thinks I am a chauvinist pig, becasue every time I see Governor Jenny on TV, I stop and say, "Man she is hot for her age...I bet she used to be reallyhot"... and never listen to her speech...!

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. ...
:lol:

[dtg]

I read somewhere that there are over 5,000 battered women in the state of Michigan alone.............and here I've been eating them plain all this time. :corkysm55

[GVSUKUSH]

I believe you can write your Senator about that one. See the Senator that wants to make pre-movie adds against the law. I'm sure if you can get him to come into your office and witness the benevolent "post lunch dump" he will have no probelm assisting you on this matter. But I think we shouldn't stop there. We must first commison a study to determine what foods are repsonsible for these putridly aromatic "post lunch dumps" and put those on the list of outlawed food groups. This would be the first step in eradicating such foul shananingans. This would all be funded via a healthy government grant of course. :lol:

I think I could use my own private can at work, "Kush's can". That way I won't have to run re-con everyday to see if my 'bunker' has been hit hard by the enemy, so to speak.

[dtg]

DOn't feel bad Kush, I work in a business complex with 4 other inhabited offices on my floor and have to share 2 cans with interns that can't lift seats and enjoy cultivating their personal "Booger farms" on the back of the stall doors. YEAHHH!!!! Nothing like staring eye to booger while trying to let loose last nights meatloaf and potatoes.

[Sib]

Demi Moore is hot and I'd let her use my can anytime, I'd even pull out the two ply for her.

[explodingvarmints]

kush,

just blow it out yourself everyday and leave a couple of payday bars on the floor. it will then be your own can. speaking of which i think i gotta go #2:lol: .

[tangleknot]

Convertible, black, with thousands of miles of orange barrel, traffic, pothole, and law enforement free road ahead of me.:lol:

:yeahthat:

[Avidhunter]

I wonder how many posters are posta be workin' when there on here? :16suspect

[redneckdan]

I'd like a new Mustang GT coupe. :)


naw, 2006 Renegade 800 HO with a field of endless powder and all the mixed gas I can burn.

[Magnet]

Someone needs to adjust their internal "crap clock" so that he can be the post lunch crap house destroyer. I think he's jeolous. :bloos:

[STEINFISHSKI]

Here's to you Mr. post lunch crap house destroyer. Rememember to leave the fan on isn't even in your vocabulary. You smirk as you leave behind the burnt out washouse, knowing you've given your "best shot".

[dtg]

Here's to you Mr. post lunch crap house destroyer. Rememember to leave the fan on isn't even in your vocabulary. You smirk as you leave behind the burnt out washouse, knowing you've given your "best shot".

I think you should submit this to Budwiser!!!!!! Or better yet to the Bob &Tom show, I'm sure they could do the parody!!!! I'm laughing my butt off as I write this.

Yes, Mr post lunch dumper, you take great pride in partaking in a diet of only the best of the worst food possible, without regard for other's or your self. You laugh maniacally as you scarf down pickled eggs and pig feet piled a top a big bowl of saur kraut and wash it all down with a healthy glass of Grapefruit juice, all for breakfast, knowing that you will lay waste to all restrooms you encounter and sicken all those that will come in after you. We salute you Mr post lunch dumper!!!!

[GVSUKUSH]

Is it Friday yet?

Yup!

[Krull]

Is "Mr. Post lunch Dumper" the same person as "Mr. Leave Skidmarks on the Chicken Chute", alias "Mr. I don't wash my hands"

[PahtridgeHunter]

Tick; Tock. Tick; Tock. Tick; Tock.

[minnow]

Carmen Electra + Jergens = :dizzy: ha! ha!

[Burksee]

:confused: Who is "old paw" and what happened to "Babygrl22"? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

:confused: Who is "old paw" and what happened to "Babygrl22"? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who knows... Maybe Old Paw ate her.:yikes: :hide:

[fishineddie]

was watching old benny hill shows on the bbc and it wont get out of my head...what the hell is the little old bald guys name that benny is always smackin on the head?????

[Steven Arend]

Well, this is what as been on my mind the last week or so.

I just had an inspection on her today and everything came back fairly good news. Need a new furnace and some venting in the roof but other then that she's in good shape.

Here is a picture of the house as I was walking down the drive way, there is a pond of to my right up in the woods a little that the drive runs along.
http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/551/medium/DSCF1808.JPG


Here is a picture of the front of the house.
http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/551/medium/DSCF1809.JPG

This picture was taken while I was standing between the house and pole barn facing the road. If you look at the middle right side of the photo that light area through the trees is where the pond starts.
http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/551/medium/DSCF1813.JPG

There is 2200 sq. ft of living area, 1100 sq. ft. of basement and 11.7 ACRES OF LAND. :woohoo1:

We close on the 1st of July.

Steve

[redneckdan]

saweet!

[dtg]

VERY NIIIIIIICE. Where is that located?

[PahtridgeHunter]

Wow! That's a beautiful lookin' place, Steve! Congrats!

[PahtridgeHunter]

Man, I should have gotten more sleep last night. I still have more than half of the house to re-side this weekend, but those Bell's were just going down too easy last night!

[beerun]

was watching old benny hill shows on the bbc and it wont get out of my head...what the hell is the little old bald guys name that benny is always smackin on the head?????

Jackie Wright :)

[BIG DAVE]

are the wings going to win the cup this year, :rant: :rant:




































:rant: :rant: :rant:

[redneckdan]

I Hate Summer!

[Krull]

"he who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger"

[LittleMan]

"A man who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs"

"Crowded elevators smell different to short people"

A man who stands in front of a car gets tired, but a man who stands behind one gets exhausted"

[Steven Arend]

A dream with out a plan is like a boat ride with out a prop. You will never get there.

One mans waste……is another man’s head cheese.

A man walking without a Penny…….is with Bob.

[dtg]

A man who go to bed eating clackers...gets clummy sreep!!!

Man who invented toilet had idea that was full of crap.

[redneckdan]

I HATE SUMMER AND NOW I GOTTA GO TO KENTUCKEY NEXT WEEK! (family emergency)

[tubejig]

A man with a rusty zipper has yellow socks.

[Ranger Ray]

I'm going to Traverse City, Traverse City here I come.

[Rupestris]

Could someone tell me why lawnmowers, snow blowers, "pocket bike" motorcycles, etc. can be had so cheap but a simple single cylinder 2-stroke outboard costs so much!?!?

Even the B&S 4 stroke that came out a couple years ago as an "economical" entry level outboard is now selling for $600 - $700! Its a lawnmower engine Fukryin' out loud!:coco::irked:

Ok, I fel better now. :bonk:

[GVSUKUSH]

http://www.mlive.com/beachcam/

Spend your afternoon watching the ladies on the South Haven beach cam :evil:

[Sib]

No I didn't step in dog poo, that's what wet oak smells like when you chainsaw it!!! :rant: Friggin storm clean up, grrr.

[dtg]

Just called the boat shop and they informed me that I can pick my boat up tonight and go fishing. I bought the boat on Sunday and had to get a kill switch installed and new bearings put into the trailer to err on the side of caution for my long trip to Canada at the end of July. Would have tried to do it myself, but in my past experiences I usually cause myself more damage and cost when I try to do things myself. Yippeeeee, I hope it's not storming tonight!!!!

[ESOX]

I'm going fishing tomorrow night. I hope the storms are rolling in all evening, and arrive just after 2130 when I put the boat back on the trailer.:)

[tubejig]

Is it supposed to burn when I pee??

[redneckdan]

i'm guessing that would be a "no".

[Avidhunter]

Say this three times real fast "One smart feller- he felt smart" :rolleyes:

[LittleMan]

lol, didn't see that coming!

[Dedge]

Hey Steven, I gotta say that your house is friggin gorgous. You are a lucky man.

Dan

[MGV]

This humidy great for the plants sucks for us humans.

[Adam Waszak]

Damn its hot out :cool:

AW

[GVSUKUSH]

I know there's cold beer at the cottage that I'll be busting open about 7:00 tonight :evil:

[ESOX]

Damn its hot out :cool:

AW
A keen observation of the obvious.















Damn it's humid out.

[explodingvarmints]

i see dead people

[Burksee]

Who would ever just "Sleep Outside"? :confused: :lol: :D :coco:

[wyle_e_coyote]

To anybody using the Beach cam..I have mine set on "just watch"...read the view finder note. It tells you how long ago the view finder shot was taken...some times 45mins ago or more...SOOOOO, STOP ZOOMING IN ON PEOPLE WALKING...THEY ARE NOT THERE ANYMORE !!!..THEY HAVE ALL GOTTEN TO WHERE THEY WHERE WALKING TO...STAY ON THE HOT CHICK IN THE PINK BIKINI AT THE SNACK BAR...!!!!
Thank you!

[GVSUKUSH]

To anybody using the Beach cam..I have mine set on "just watch"...read the view finder note. It tells you how long ago the view finder shot was taken...some times 45mins ago or more...SOOOOO, STOP ZOOMING IN ON PEOPLE WALKING...THEY ARE NOT THERE ANYMORE !!!..THEY HAVE ALL GOTTEN TO WHERE THEY WHERE WALKING TO...STAY ON THE HOT CHICK IN THE PINK BIKINI AT THE SNACK BAR...!!!!
Thank you!

No kidding! I imagine that the camera is just about overheating from all the zooming and panning left and right :lol:

[explodingvarmints]

i wonder if they'll have a beach cam at jobby nooner?

[PahtridgeHunter]

Kush, you just made my afternoon!:)

[GVSUKUSH]

Kush, you just made my afternoon!:)

That's not even the best one of the week, there were a few GREAT ones yesterday. I just couldn't figure out how to save them and attach them. Now I know, you're all in for a treat! :evil: :lol:

[dtg]

:evil: :corkysm55 :corkysm55 :corkysm55 :corkysm55 :corkysm55 :xzicon_sm :one_eye:

[Ed Michrina]

Man you cut off one of the heads. But agian, Who Cares :lol:

[redneckdan]

Dang is it hot out...the saint clair river was just about right. The float down from the bridge to the Domtar Water Intake was refreshing.

[Avidhunter]

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[Steelheadfred]

I would not mind a piece of pie!



http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid168/p851112f3effc17135ca46ec6a67e8197/f42225d8.jpg

[Steelheadfred]

Kush makes me wish I was single!