severus
05-18-2005, 10:37 PM
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen partner, the other five continue playing standing up, eventually Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"
They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg proceeds to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants.
Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500 in our poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead," says the wife!
"I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.
Showing respect for their fallen partner, the other five continue playing standing up, eventually Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"
They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg proceeds to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants.
Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500 in our poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead," says the wife!
"I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.