Bluegill Bob
05-14-2005, 04:26 PM
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently
been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.
My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is
married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent
on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving anon-parole life
sentence in Texas for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The
Other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand
Center on charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time
"working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as
we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would
get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her. So here's
where I need your advice.
Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.
My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is
married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent
on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving anon-parole life
sentence in Texas for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The
Other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand
Center on charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time
"working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as
we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would
get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her. So here's
where I need your advice.
Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation