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Bluegill Bob
05-14-2005, 04:26 PM
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently
been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.
My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is
married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent
on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving anon-parole life
sentence in Texas for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The
Other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand
Center on charges of neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time
"working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as
we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would
get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her. So here's
where I need your advice.

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation




Randy Kidd
05-14-2005, 05:13 PM
Ha!!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

LittleMan
05-14-2005, 06:34 PM
LMAO!:lol: :lol:

2-BIG
05-16-2005, 04:28 AM
HEY! :yikes: If you had had said you voted for Kerry I would have liked this joke! :rant: Still kinda funny though. :lol:

Lil' Tanker
05-25-2005, 04:37 PM
tHE PEOPLE YOU DESCRIBED SOUNDED MORE LIKE DEPENDENT ON THE GOUVERNMENT, TRASHY, DEMOCRATS ;)

Creek-Chub
05-25-2005, 09:03 PM
Yep - but I bet they could all spell Government.

Jigawhat
05-27-2005, 01:48 PM
LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: