explodingvarmints
05-10-2005, 01:02 PM
a guy and one of his long lost friends went golfing at a course near the man's home. after 9 holes the long lost bud says "wow i never thought that you could golf this good! you used to suck bad." to this the guy says that he recently got alot of his mind and lost alot of stress. a moment later a funeral travels down the road next to the golf course. the man removes his hat and bows his head for the entire procession even though this backs up the entire golf course and people behind him are losing their mind. the bud says after the procession has ended " i didn't remember you being so kind hearted in that way! that was truelly one of the nicest things i have ever seen anyone do!" the man just put his hat back on turned to his golfball and said to his bud "well i was married to her for 25 years!:evilsmile "