The Blond joke to end all Blond jokes:

[eyecatcher]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed

[Creek-Chub]

:confused:

[jpollman]

:confused:
Good, I see I'm not the only one who's lost.

[LittleMan]

Tony the Tiger, from the cereal box. I think hes the mascott for frosted flakes. She had cereal all over the table thinking it was a puzzle.

[FishinJoe]

glad there were more confused like me


Joe

[ozzgood2001]

aww come on guys that was obvious!! LOL cereal of course!!

[toto]

:p DOHDOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[john warren]

its a cereal joke,,,,, you have to wait for the next instalment.

[thousandcasts]

Four blondes walk into a bar with a big picture in a frame and sit down at a table.

They're hooting and hollering and ordering rounds of drinks in celebration. Finally the bartender asked them why they're celebrating.

"We're celebrating because we finished putting this puzzle together!" One of the blondes answered as she pointed to the framed picture.

"You're celebrating a puzzle?" the bartender asked. "Why in the hell would you be doing that?"

"Well duh," another blonde pipes up, obviously agitated. "It said on the box '3 to 5 years'--and we did it in two!"

Booo!


Q: What's a blondes favorite fairy tale?

A: Hump Me Dump Me

[LittleMan]

I heard it before, but witha more obvious punch line. The other end is: "Ok honey, I'll make you acup of tea, while you put the cereal back in the box."

Another good one I liked was:

A group of blondes challenged a group of brunettes to an ice fishing competition. The competition was almost over when the blondes realized that the brunettes were pulling up fish after fish, while they hadn't gotten a single bite. They decided to send one of their own to the brunette group to see what they were doing different. About two minutes later the blonde scout came running back shouting: "A HOLE! YOU NEED TO PUT A HOLE IN THE ICE!"

[Ron L]

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. Bartender looks over and asks, "What is this, some kind of a joke?" The blond says, "I don't get it."