Joe Archer
02-18-2005, 03:40 PM
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
What is a blonde's mating call?
''NEXT!''
What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn
What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?
Is that for here or to go?
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!" <----<<<
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
What is a blonde's mating call?
''NEXT!''
What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn
What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?
Is that for here or to go?
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!" <----<<<