FrankIll
02-16-2005, 08:46 AM
Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol officer
stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted
to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it
as soon as I get home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check boh, when I get home."
True to her work, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about
the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong
with the emergency brake."
stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted
to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it
as soon as I get home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check boh, when I get home."
True to her work, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about
the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong
with the emergency brake."