Ed Michrina
02-14-2005, 04:14 PM
"What am I supposed to with this?" grumbled a motorist
> as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
> "keep it," the cop said,
> "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."
(think about that one))LOL
>
>
> "YOUR HONOR ,I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is
> for my client to be accused of theft.
> He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely know
> his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words
> of English."
> The judge looked at the defendant and asked,
> "How much English can you speak?"
> The defendant looked up and said,
> "Give me your wallet!"
> as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
> "keep it," the cop said,
> "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."
(think about that one))LOL
>
>
> "YOUR HONOR ,I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is
> for my client to be accused of theft.
> He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely know
> his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words
> of English."
> The judge looked at the defendant and asked,
> "How much English can you speak?"
> The defendant looked up and said,
> "Give me your wallet!"