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02-09-2005, 10:20 PM
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol a bit. He didn't even remember how he got home
from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them is a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him
in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from his wife in lipstick. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I've
gone to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I
love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stunbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee, and the morning paper. His son is sitting at the
table eating. Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, Jack asked his son, "So why is everything in perfect order,
so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table...$239.99
Hot Breakfast..$4.20
Two aspirins...38 cents
Saying the right thing, at the right time...Priceless.
Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol a bit. He didn't even remember how he got home
from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them is a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him
in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from his wife in lipstick. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I've
gone to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I
love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stunbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee, and the morning paper. His son is sitting at the
table eating. Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, Jack asked his son, "So why is everything in perfect order,
so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table...$239.99
Hot Breakfast..$4.20
Two aspirins...38 cents
Saying the right thing, at the right time...Priceless.