Airoh
02-09-2005, 08:28 AM
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed.
>Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror,
>taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Harvey,"
>she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an
>ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag
>so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs
>are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks
>like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!" She
>turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell
>me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel
>better about myself."
>
>Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then
>says in a soft, thoughtful voice, Well...there's nothing
>wrong with your eyesight."
>
>Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning
>at 10:30 at the First Methodist Chuch.
>Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror,
>taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Harvey,"
>she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an
>ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag
>so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs
>are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks
>like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!" She
>turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell
>me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel
>better about myself."
>
>Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then
>says in a soft, thoughtful voice, Well...there's nothing
>wrong with your eyesight."
>
>Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning
>at 10:30 at the First Methodist Chuch.