duckman5
01-28-2005, 07:29 PM
COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also
tracked her calves to their stalls. but they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse ... you cannot post "Thou shalt not steal",
"Thou shalt not commit adultery", and "Thou shalt not bear false
witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It
creates a hostile work environment!!
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also
tracked her calves to their stalls. but they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse ... you cannot post "Thou shalt not steal",
"Thou shalt not commit adultery", and "Thou shalt not bear false
witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It
creates a hostile work environment!!