Hunt_n_Fish
08-11-2004, 10:55 PM
An old deer hunter named Bill, dressed head to foot in camo, went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the deer hunter and asked him, "Are you a real deer hunter?"
To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life in the woods, tracking deer, stalking deer and shooting deer, so yes, I guess I am a real deer hunter." After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been in the woods. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV everything makes me think about women."
A short while later she left, and the deer hunter ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real deer hunter?"
The deer hunter replied, "Well I always thought I was a deer hunter, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
After she ordered her drink she turned to the deer hunter and asked him, "Are you a real deer hunter?"
To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life in the woods, tracking deer, stalking deer and shooting deer, so yes, I guess I am a real deer hunter." After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been in the woods. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV everything makes me think about women."
A short while later she left, and the deer hunter ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real deer hunter?"
The deer hunter replied, "Well I always thought I was a deer hunter, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."