Garden Bay
08-08-2004, 09:36 PM
Three Labrador retrievers- one chocolate, one yellow and one black were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a conversation.
The black lab turned to the chocolate and said, "So why are you here?" The chocolate replied, "I'm a pisser, I piss on everything-the sofa the curtains, the cat, the kids. But last night was the final straw when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed."
The black lab said," so what's the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the chocolate lab. "They reckon it will calm me down".
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "why are you here?"
The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a big hole in the middle of the couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow then turned to the black and asked "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said, "I'll hump anything,the cat,the table,postboxes,whatever. I'll hump anything I see, Yesterday my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending over to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away."
The yellow and the chocolate exchanged a sad glance and said "so, nuts off for you too huh?"
The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
The black lab turned to the chocolate and said, "So why are you here?" The chocolate replied, "I'm a pisser, I piss on everything-the sofa the curtains, the cat, the kids. But last night was the final straw when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed."
The black lab said," so what's the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the chocolate lab. "They reckon it will calm me down".
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "why are you here?"
The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a big hole in the middle of the couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow then turned to the black and asked "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said, "I'll hump anything,the cat,the table,postboxes,whatever. I'll hump anything I see, Yesterday my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending over to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away."
The yellow and the chocolate exchanged a sad glance and said "so, nuts off for you too huh?"
The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."