suppa roosta
08-05-2004, 10:01 AM
:yikes: Gross but True :yikes:
A couple of years ago while listening to my daughter rave about the "True Love and Devotion" her boyfriend Jacob declared, I challenged her.
I told her, "If Jake is sooooooooo in love with you, and will do anything to please you,, try this!"
"O-kay what" she defiantly replied.
"Simple, Ask him if he'd eat the Corn out of your Poop!" I matter of factly retorted.
"EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUWWWWW,,,,, THAT'S SOOOO GROOOSS!" she screeched, then fell into a ball laughing hysterically.
"THOMAS!!!" Came a bellow from the kitchen.
I said, "See,,, your mother knows"....
Now fast forward to Thanksgiving.
At our dinner table for the first time is Jake.
Grace is said, and the plates of lovingly prepared foodstuffs are circumnavigating the table.
Suddenly both Lindseys and my eyes lock on the filled to the rim bowl of whole kernel corn as Gina hands it off to Jake.
Jake promptly hands it to Lindsey with-out taking any.
I seized the moment; "Not much for Corn, are ya Jake?"
That was it.
The three of us (Lindsey, Gina and myself) burst out in laughter falling to the floor leaving a bewildered Jake sitting alone at the table.... :tdo12: :help: :tdo12:
A couple of years ago while listening to my daughter rave about the "True Love and Devotion" her boyfriend Jacob declared, I challenged her.
I told her, "If Jake is sooooooooo in love with you, and will do anything to please you,, try this!"
"O-kay what" she defiantly replied.
"Simple, Ask him if he'd eat the Corn out of your Poop!" I matter of factly retorted.
"EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUWWWWW,,,,, THAT'S SOOOO GROOOSS!" she screeched, then fell into a ball laughing hysterically.
"THOMAS!!!" Came a bellow from the kitchen.
I said, "See,,, your mother knows"....
Now fast forward to Thanksgiving.
At our dinner table for the first time is Jake.
Grace is said, and the plates of lovingly prepared foodstuffs are circumnavigating the table.
Suddenly both Lindseys and my eyes lock on the filled to the rim bowl of whole kernel corn as Gina hands it off to Jake.
Jake promptly hands it to Lindsey with-out taking any.
I seized the moment; "Not much for Corn, are ya Jake?"
That was it.
The three of us (Lindsey, Gina and myself) burst out in laughter falling to the floor leaving a bewildered Jake sitting alone at the table.... :tdo12: :help: :tdo12: